On Gohd I'm Starving Now And Have A Migraine No A Fun Combo + This Makes It Worse Ahhhhh

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Duck tape wisard!

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

Pfft... it's just cursed at this point from the first show to in games. So who cursed it????? Cause honestly fair.

The Forbidden Pool

TONIGHT!!!!!

THERE IS NO ESCAPEE!!!

Summary: Dick Grayson becomes once again a traumatized volatile murderous eight year old, and the only thing more surprising is how adept Bruce is at handling him.

Author: froot__loopity

Note from submitter: Insofar as I'm concerned this is canon for me. I love this interpretation of Dick, and how Robin happened. Because in a world with superheroes, and vigilantes, this give a fairly reasonable justification for Robin happening in the first. Obviously, with certain suspension of real world morals and such, but regardless, this is well written and something I use for my own headcanon.

1000 likes!

Oof

My school was on lockdown today and this happend

Girl 1: tell you boyfriend to stop bringing guns to school (it was her boyfriend who brought the gun to school

10min later

Intercom: *locks lights out of sight thing*

Girl 2 (same as the Florida girl) : Thank you! I thought we where on VACATION!