ACAB Includes Edward Elric.

not to keep talking about starbucks but i really want people to be aware of this. i'm no longer with the company but still have connections within the union and my fiance still works there, she is chronically ill and wears a respirator to work every day. my old store half my coworkers were disabled and masked.

starbucks is planning to ban the use of masks and respirators by employees, unless they recieve written permission from a doctor. this quickly follows their regressive dress code changes that were criticized for antiblackness and transmisogyny, and made unilaterally without bargaining with the union. and then they partially rolled that dress code back because of criticism. so lets give them some more criticism lol

a lot of yall are probably already boycotting anyways (and i support it) but please do me a favor and flood starbucks social medias telling them you support masking, and that you don't want disabled partners to be thrown away like this. it would mean a lot to me as someone who knows SO many disabled and at risk people who work in these stores.

starbucks socials: insta | facebook | twitter | tiktok

How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!

e: I looked on The Internet

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

"So your answer to contain this great evil is just putting it in a box?" "It is a really big box, but yes."

Peter, looking at Red Hood and Deadpool: I attract a type.

Lately I've been wanting a Spiderman/DC crossover fic but the twist is that it's the Batfamily that travels to the Marvel universe and ends up in Queens, it would be so funny, just imagine.

Nightwing: so you take care of all the crime here? Not only supervillains but also problems like kittens in trees?

Signal: He's like a meta spider firefighter

Red hood: And he doesn't have any crazy clown and he doesn't have to pretend to be a billionaire fool to hide his identity

Red robin: Well, to be fair, he does have a green goblin

Redhood: I'd take that crazy guy any day over the joker, WOW old man you must be so embarrassed

Batman:......

Spiderman: (noticeably worried but flattered?) Thanks for all your compliments but I think I should take you to my wizard friend to solve this little multiverse problem....

Batman:......even kittens?

Robin: Stop embarrassing yourself father, I'll take care of that in Gotham.

There would also be a little romance between Jason and Peter because why not? it would be so fun (and don't even tell me Jason wouldn't be dazzled by Peter)

Virgil: Patton’s not here-

Virgil: time to play how much tequila can I put in my coffee before dying!

*later*

Virgil: *in a hospital bed* turns out the answer is a fuck ton.

Happy trans day of visability!

This is my first tdov since my egg cracked and I decided to celebrate with cupcakes :)))

"Idiots to lovers" works best when the idiots in question are extremely intelligent

Random teenager: I’ll give you these three chicken McNuggets and the seven dollars in my pocket if you turn me into a pigeon.

Loki:

Random teenager: please. Free me from the horrors of capitalism and society.

Loki:

Loki: ok yeah, I can do that.