Honorary-twat - Interestingly Irregular

Fanon deceit: I’m going to destroy Thomas’s life and mental health!!!

Fanon Virgil: *has an anxiety attack and starts crying*

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Canon deceit: hey guys? How bout Thomas take this amazing opportunity to further his career and better himself in a society where if you stop moving your guaranteed to fall behind?

Canon Virgil: *flips off deceit*

I dont have wifi, I live off mobile data and Hotspot 🥲 however 5 minutes after I reblogged this I found the whole series on Facebook market for 30 bucks, just waiting to see if lady messages me back :)))

imagine being fourteen and watch your big sister sacrifice herself for you in a violent death and then later have to see her every single day because her friends use a lifelike robot that looks exactly like her to make sandwiches??? and this robotic ghost hugs you and calls you sister?? dawn was not nearly annoying enough she deserved to scream every day

Lord death: answers the phone

Asusra, holding kid by the scruff like a kitten: it's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?

How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!

e: I looked on The Internet

is this a safe space to say i dont care if fedex is hiring? i dont care if sitting at home verifying orders? good pay 2025? i dont care. and i wont care in five posts either.

Harrison Wood Hsiang

Soul: maka- mAKA NO! HES OMNIPOTENT ITS NOT HIS FAULT

Based on dtks “I’m not studying for that test I already know everything” & the fact that he doesn’t even need to attend dwma I think after he got a stamp for his name or something and has to take another test he shows up having never studied and aces it and maka who did nothing but study for three days straight has to be restrained from literally killing him

Random teenager: I’ll give you these three chicken McNuggets and the seven dollars in my pocket if you turn me into a pigeon.

Loki:

Random teenager: please. Free me from the horrors of capitalism and society.

Loki:

Loki: ok yeah, I can do that.

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.