Lmfao Theyre Trying To Erase EVERYTHING Huh.

when you spend too much time fighting clankers

*on the Negotiator*

Obi-Wan : Cody, meet me at 1300 hours we need to to discuss the next campaign

Cody, distracted, working on flimsiwork : Roger roger

Obi -Wan : What?

Cody : What?

I thought of somthing funny and I wanted to post it but now I can’t remember what it is I hate this fucking family

GODDAMN IT ITS STUCK IN MY HEADDDD

The makes me so happy. It's never to late to come out or express your identity.

reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

Random teenager: I’ll give you these three chicken McNuggets and the seven dollars in my pocket if you turn me into a pigeon.

Loki:

Random teenager: please. Free me from the horrors of capitalism and society.

Loki:

Loki: ok yeah, I can do that.

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb