Obi-Wan: Alright, Men, What Are We Thinking Right Now?

Obi-Wan: Alright, men, what are we thinking right now?

Wooley: *shoved his lil hand up super fast* Oh, me! I got this one, me!

Obi-Wan: *waving his hand over them all* Hmmmmmmm- you. *points to Wooley*

Wooley: *fist pumps* Yes! Okay so I think we should throw Cody a decanting-day party with cheeses.

Obi-Wan: Cheeses?

Waxer: No he’s right, Cody likes cheeses. And caf. I think we should get him an espresso machine.

Obi-Wan: Those are super expensive, I have several contacts I can pout at till they buy me one. Why cheeses? I’ve never seen Cody’s apparently well known love for cheese.

Boil: Yeah, that’s cause he’s scared you’ll think he’s insane.

Obi-Wan: Okay, but, like, is this a fancy stinky cheese thing or is he gonna eat an entire block of store brand cheddar right from the package??? This is news to me and both have to be approached very differently.

Wooley: It’s the stinky one. They’re like SUPER icky but he loves them but he will eat them right from the package with nothing but bread at room temperature.

Obi-Wan: No, no, that’s how those ones are supposed to be eaten.

Wooley: Is gross tho.

Waxer: Idk I think they’re good if the bread is crunchy, but I like the not-as-smelly ones.

Boil: I’ll eat the store brand cheddar right from the block idk man

Obi-Wan: Awesome, I have an idea. Party at Padme’s house, new espresso machine that I’ll get… probably Bail, I haven’t annoyed Bail lately. I’ll get Bail to buy him an espresso machine. You guys get to come with me to look for cheeses, both fancy and store brand, but they will be on separate sides of the room so no one complains. I’m sorry, Boil, but this means you’ll be with Anakin and Ahsoka on the store brand side of the room.

Boil: The price of not smelling that stinky stuff is worth it every time.

Obi-Wan: Awesome. Best decanting-day party ever.

Don't bring a speeder to a blaster fight. (Or do I can't stop you)

Fives ducking behind cover: We need to find a way out of this!!

Echo tackling Tup to the ground: Well do you have any bright ideas?!

Rex pokes his head out and quickly brings it back before he is shot: Stop yelling you two!

sounds of a speeder in the distance

Echo rolling away from Tup: What is that?

Fives peeks around his cover to see a speeder racing towards the clanker: Oh.

Rex hears Hardcase's cackling and Jesse's screams: Oh no.

Hardcase zooming past with a terrified Jesse: OH YES!!!!!!!

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honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick

4 years ago

Guys I wanna start something...

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Which Battalion/Legion Are You A Part Of?

Are you a part of the Wolfpack?

Are you a part of the literal droid-kicking battalion?

Are you a part of the chaotic yet quick-thinking legion?

327th CG Bad Batch version

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honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick

1 year ago

heartening saga honestly

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honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick

1 year ago

'yuga has dethroned yuma as ygo protag with most rizz ' consider most of the ppl he pulled don't even know his NAME and he had to create a whole new ruleset for the card game just to get ppl to even consider him and he had to spread his theoretical rizz across 2 shows .... no. yuma rizz is effortless practically - he's a bit dense sure but he's genuinely fun to be around and great to have as a friend. i'm right.

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honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick

2 years ago

Anyway,,,

My very near and dear to my heart, crack-fic headcanon for a post-CloneWars/Only-Palpatine-dies universe, is the concept of Coruscanti trash magazines that publish all the latest gossip about the GAR, Jedi, and the Senators.

Keep reading

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honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick

3 years ago

Gonna make it “Final Craft”