[The Portable Pickle Man]

Doot Doot me. I dare ya.

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Ok but like tch would be so diff if clones didn’t age twice as fast. Like could you IMAGINE if a smol Rex was expected to be a captain?? 🤭🤭

Sounds like a bullshit anime plot device to me…

… you have my attention.

Is it to find the funniest way to react?

why do you hate us

Every day you all force me to fight for my life

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

It’s true and absolutely amazing. 10/10. Beautiful work

When the Jedi aren’t home, Rex and Cody uncover a Spy in their Midst and prevent an invasion on Kamino by blasting an Outpost to smitherens

When the jedi aren’t home

clone wars writers: We're gonna create a new series to explore Anakins arc more and make his fall more understandable. We will also explore the Jedis culture before the Empire. You'll have Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka and many more amazing Jedi to show you this era of the universe :)

literally all of us: clones, clones, clones, clones clones clones clones clonesclonesclonesclonesclonesclo-

Savage: Oh, you’re hostile! I’d love to kick the Kriff out of you!

Maul: How bad is it?

Savage: Well, fortunately, Hondo missed your abdominal aorta artery.

Maul: That’s good.

Savage: No sweetie, you lost a leg. That’s the opposite of good.

Maul: Call me “sweetie” again, and you’ll lose a leg.

fuck google docs so fucking much

i've just lost hundreds of docs and pdfs and i'm beyond pissed right now

they're all permanently gone