Honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick - DemoDemon

Savage: I think he should pay a hefty fine, which we can split

Maul: Agreed

Obi-Wan: But I didn’t do anything.

Savage: Just keep your mouth shut, Jedi. And don’t talk to the Press

Obi-Wan: Who’s the prosecution?

Maul: I am, of course.

Obi-Wan: You’re the judge and the prosecutor? That’s a conflict of interests!

Maul: I object to that as speculative. And I also sustain my own objection.

My brain is on some shit, because there’s an invisible line where the dress goes from black and blue to gold and white, AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT IS! I look at one end, and then the other, and they look different! I look at the middle, and I bluescreen!

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

random au idea #143

the sith realize sometime during the middle of the war that they are all just pawns for sidious to fuck with (without actually knowing who he is) so they stop taking the battles seriously.

they start doing shit like decorating the droids and sending them off into battle? also combining droids together to make super droids? kind of like adult murder children playing with legos. anakin literally steals parts off the battlefield because the designs are rad as fuck.

in the middle of one lightsaber duel, count dooku starts talking snark, and the mannerisms remind obi-wan so much of qui-gon he has to stop and sit down.

bonus points if he goes “holy shit is this my fucking grandmaster?”

when anakin and ahsoka are sent after general grevious and ventress, it ends up with anakin asking a bunch of questions about grevious’ robot body and him being all salty but answering, while ventress and ahsoka teach each other cool gymnastics moves.

AHSOKA AND MAUL TALKING SHIT ABOUT KENOBI YES I AM HERE FOR IT.

master windu walks in on anakin building something and he’s like “skywalker if this is another bomb i swear to kenobi-” but anakin reassures him that it’s just a prototype rocket arm for the murderous droid general.

clones and droids just vibe in the background, and guess what? the clones discover that the droids have major meme potential, so somehow fives and hardcase manage to sneak an entire fucking droid into the barracks. they name him clanky. anakin is estatic.

the 104th stole one, painted armour and designs on it, then gave it to plo as a present.

he has another son now.

I know technically it’s canon they’re all unique but it’s funny to think about dskgjsdg

(clone oc boys, red is geo, blue tenner, and green pips)

Do you think they are pretty much celebrities at this point? Because I do.

favorite legends!canon fett fact is that jango fett has mild astigmatism and unspecified environmental allergies, which the kaminoans edited out of all his clones EXCEPT for boba, whose genetic sequence remained unaltered.

love to imagine boba fett putting in his contact lenses in the morning or popping space claritin and just muttering under his breath like "fucking kaminoans can't have done me a single fucking favor -_-"