Honey-badger-dont-give-an-frick - DemoDemon

Do you think they are pretty much celebrities at this point? Because I do.

Ok but like tch would be so diff if clones didn’t age twice as fast. Like could you IMAGINE if a smol Rex was expected to be a captain?? 🤭🤭

Sounds like a bullshit anime plot device to me…

… you have my attention.

That’s the origin, now what does it mean?

what exactly is a xljninolaigho?

I had to look that fucking shit up only to realize it was a made-up word I made 3 fucking years ago. You lunatic

Solid answer tbh

Why do I follow you?!

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

I’ve decided that one of the primary differences between Din and Hunter is that while their respective stories keep trying to make them main characters, Hunter knows this and Din has no idea.

Hunter is painfully aware that he’s a clone in a star war and would very much like to just be a background extra with a little farm to raise his kid and support his family, and he’s been willing to dodge every single plot device the narrative throws at him to make that happen. He does it on purpose. Except, of course, these last few plot devices; he couldn’t dodge those and now he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.

Din, on the other hand stumbles into every single important thing blissfully unaware of how important it is. He suddenly has a Jedi son. He finds Space Excalibur by accident. He asks Luke The Skywalker if he’s a Jedi. He practically drowns in the living waters of Mandalore and finds a mythosaur. He has never done anything on purpose in his entire life.

Reblogging for every Clone just snarking back at the Albino Raisin known as Palpatine, and Palpatine just sitting there in shock, before a Clone LAAT/i just shows up outside the window and the Guns start firing

How order 66 would go down if the clones all secretly removed their chips:

"Execute Order 66-"

Cody: "With all due respect, no."

Wolffe: "With all due respect, fuck you."

Tup: "I'm sorry, I'm driving through a tunnel, you're breaking up - hello? Palps? You there?" *Hangs up*

Waxer: "New commlink, who dis"

Rex: "As much as I'd love to, I'll pass."

Boost: "I'll see if I can pencil it in."

Sinker: *makes beeping noise* "We're sorry, the clone you are trying to reach is currently unavailable, please leave your message after the-" *dissolves into giggles*

Hardcase: "Turn around, bend over, and I'll show you where you can shove your stupid order."

Fives: "Order what? Were we actually supposed to memorise those?"

Echo: "Been there, done that. 10/10 would not recommend."

I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.

what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?

Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine

Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not

Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!

Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her

99 will never die, fight me

Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out

THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?

Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??

Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?

order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!

Narrating people's lives on Cybertron with Bumblebee (take place after Season 4)

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Grimlock and Arcee* The mech came to Maccadam's everyday to pick up hot chick.

Grimlock: *glances at Arcee and gives a thumb up and smirking*

Bumblebee & Arcee: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approach Jetfire and Sky Byte* These two were models and they loved to strike their stuff.

-both Jetfire and Sky Byte strike the most dramatic poses-

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Dead End but he got up and start to run off* A young mech sat down, drinking his mid-grade...

Dead End: *began to run away* Leave me alone. Leave me alone!

Bumblebee: I'm a Primus! YOU ABANDONED MY WILL

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached some random Decepticons and Autobots citizens* One of these mechs forgot to check their flies.

-they all looked at each other-

Bumblebee: That mech was me. These four are fine.

Them: *grinning and points at Bumblebee* Ha!

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approached the Dinobots* In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

-everyone pointed at Sludge-

Sludge: Really?

Everyone: *laughs*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Shadow Striker who is walking right pass him* Here she comes the queen. Able to kill the mechs with a single stare.

Shadow Striker: *smirking* You better watch out then.

Bumblebee: *laughing*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *approaching Windblade* Of all the works in this room, she was the loveliest.

Windblade: *smiling and chuckling*

-w-

Bumblebee: Story time! *running towards random Autobot who is also running* No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demons! But he will not let his soul be taken today!

Random Autobot: *screaming and flailing his arms around*