Where’d he get the motorcycle? He was in a swamp when not miles in the air
“The challenge of being a Makuta is choosing which powers to use to destroy your enemies. It gets boring using the same ones all the time. Variety is the spice of destruction, after all.”
In a race of total jerks who, can barely stand eachother, he’s the one charismatic enough that he’s the only one amongst his kind that his brethren seem to grudgingly like.
He has a personal code of honor in regards to combat, and while he talks the propaganda well in trash-talk, in private he extols the virtues of the common man.
He learned to ride a motorcycle he found on a battlefield just for fun, when he’s a member of a race that can shape-shift and teleport.
And despite all this it is very clear he has no hidden soft side (unlike Krika who I declare “death of the author” towards.and propose the darkness in their heart is partly due to depression and self-loathing rather more than malice). If he was given more focus he would have been an excellent deconstruction of the idea that “lawful evil” is more noble than other forms of evil
As Greg Farshtey said: Yes he wants to kill you in a fair fight. That doesn’t change the fact he wants to kill you [to advance his horrible goals].
Is it to find the funniest way to react?
why do you hate us
Every day you all force me to fight for my life
I was re-watching "Clone cadets" episode again. Echo is the first to reach the beacon. Follow by Hevy and Fives. Last is Cutup Droidbait not event there since he down the tower having distracted the turrets. Droidbait is the first to fall in a blink of an eye,
The four at the top are the one getting out of Rishi outpost.
Cutup is the second to fall.
Hevy and Fives are third and fourth. Echo, the first one that grab the beacon that make them win "the Citadel" the name of the place that he would have been declared KIA, is the last Domino
kotori going “aw, you care about me” and yuma turning BRIGHT RED and going “what??? no!! i don’t care, you suck!!!” and kotori is like “you’re the one who sucks!!!” PLEASE a pair of idiots
Wholesome Clone Wars Headcanon is best Headcanon
so first of all, rex has a cat and they’re best friends
rex is the biggest cat lover in the galaxy
in AU land where everything is fine, marshal commanders fox and cody become the first clone senators, and rex is cheering them on in the background with his cat
the first time rex saw a kitten he straight up started bawling
“general. general how is it that small”
“it just… is?”
“how does it live?”
“…do you want to hold it?”
rex, a puddle of feelings: “I can hold it?”
ahsoka: “his name is cheeto”
rex: “HIS NAME IS CHEETO”
rex is that scene from B99 where they say “i’ve only had him for two days but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself”
cody, sometime: do you wanna hangout
rex, feeding cheeto: i’m b u s y
fox gets a cat too, it’s a one eyed scarred street cat named The Commander and fights literally everyone except fox. he also has a coruscant-guard-red colored collar, so people know not to mess with him. he also has full senate access.
this cat also always hated palpatine. more than everyone else. The Commander clawed palpatine and palpatine couldn’t be healed because this is an AU and that is how palpatine gets taken down. by a street cat. hell yeah.
this cat also became chancellor of the republic (well, really, it’s mon mothma, but everyone says it’s The Commander. the galaxy’s economy is better than ever before, PR for the jedi is at an all time high, the clones have rights, and everyone is happy)
anyways, more clone fluff:
fox, to wolffe: drink this
wolffe: oh my gods what is this
fox: it’s called chocolate
wolffe, melting into the floor: i love it
tup, hardcase, echo, and waxer have a huge love for fuzzy socks.
tup cries
echo is silent adoratioin
hardcase goes screaming down corridors and slides around, almost knocks everyone over and almost gets a concussion
So do dogma and wolffe.
hardass wolffe walking around a star destroyer in fuzzy socks like “tf you looking at” *glares at a shiny until they run away in fear*
dogma and wolffe start a sockmaking club
dogma knits, wolffe crochets
they make fuzzy things and bitch about their annoying brothers (who they love anyway, but good luck trying to get them to admit it)
they have cheesy badges that say “my 9mm doesn’t need a license”
anakin also knows how to knit, he joins the sockmaking club and puts his skills to good use, his men cry tears of joy and contentment
he probably makes a sweater for cheeto, it was so cute and rex started crying again
cody has a water bath for the first time and dies of happiness
it’s so warm
also echo, tup, bly, and kix start a baking club
jesse and fives wanted to join, but are forbidden after the many times they almost blew up the kitchen when allowed in
LMAO!
I woke up with this in my head. Anakin calls Fives and Echo into a briefing with Obi Wan. Anakin points to a holo of Maul ‘back from the dead’. “IS THIS NORMAL?????” Echo shrugs. Fives facepalms. “Ah.... kriff I knew I’d forgotten something.” Obi Wan blinks. “You... forgot?” “Look, he’s not my arch nemesis, is he??”
A;SLDKFJA;SDLKFJ DEAD HAHAHA YUPPP
yuma brushing kotori off while zoned out, then zoning back in and then asking where kotori is, resulting in astral going “you were a dick to her, so she bounced” and yuma replying “as if i would ever be a dick to kotori” is so funny
I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.
what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?
Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine
Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not
Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!
Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her
99 will never die, fight me
Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out
THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?
Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??
Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?
order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!
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