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Y'all I hate the Jedi readers where the insert is ragging on the Jedi the whole time like...did we watch the same Clone Wars???

With Plo "Not to me" Koon???

Grampa "in the force, very different each of you are" Yoda??? Anybody???

Shaak "they are living beings, not objects" Ti

Aayla "isn't liberty worth fighting for" Secura

and

Mace 'I'm gonna forgive the kid who killed half my men while trying to kill me" Windu??? Mace "Get the men out of here while I risk certain death to save everybody" Windu??? That Mace Windu????

Maybe go rewatch the first episode of the Clone Wars and then you'll calm down.

Highlights from LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles

I’ve decided that one of the primary differences between Din and Hunter is that while their respective stories keep trying to make them main characters, Hunter knows this and Din has no idea.

Hunter is painfully aware that he’s a clone in a star war and would very much like to just be a background extra with a little farm to raise his kid and support his family, and he’s been willing to dodge every single plot device the narrative throws at him to make that happen. He does it on purpose. Except, of course, these last few plot devices; he couldn’t dodge those and now he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.

Din, on the other hand stumbles into every single important thing blissfully unaware of how important it is. He suddenly has a Jedi son. He finds Space Excalibur by accident. He asks Luke The Skywalker if he’s a Jedi. He practically drowns in the living waters of Mandalore and finds a mythosaur. He has never done anything on purpose in his entire life.

Talk shit get hit

everything about the clones’ existence makes me so unwell. it’s like. you are a copy of a man who is a killer but he is also a father and he is whip-smart and tough but he’s a simple man and he asks for one thing when he agrees to be cloned and it’s a son. and you grow up to look just like this man but you are not his son you are his paycheck

The King:

I ate a coin when I was in Kindergarten

Baby may eat the spaghetti messy, his mother may find it adorable, “how the fuck did he get a meatball on his head?” she’d say, but deep down inside I am disgusted, like I’m staring at gluttony manifested in that baby crib. Baby Spaghetti.

I really like the specific niche of star wars fans that are just obsessed with clones (like myself) bc I swear, we are the most avoidant group of ppl the galaxy has ever fcking met.

what do you mean Hardcase died on Umbara? he looks fine to me?

Fives? Died? girl when? last I remember he was choking the life out of chancellor palpatine

Waxer, dead because of Krell? not if you don't look at it he's not

Domino Squad? ALIVE AND BREATHING, THANK YOU!!

Ponds? killed by a bounty hunter? I'd like to see her try, Mace would kill her

99 will never die, fight me

Tup? are u crazy, I saw him yesterday, we hugged it out

THE ENTIRE 332 COMPANY? We are literally having drinks with them right now, what are you on about?

Jesse has never hurt a soul in his life, he is the goodest boy in blue, he would never raise a pistol to Ahsoka, stop talking okay??

Cody? kill obi wan? someone's been drinking the funny juice huh?

order 66 who? never heard of her, leave me alone, no I mean it. go away. stop. STOP, LEAVE!!