Going At 1 Am To The Farmer's Market To Buy The Secret Fruits

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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They took Parks and Rec off Netflix so this is how I am coping :’)

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One like and I quit my job

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And I wouldn't call her a bitch, but I would say that in my 21 years of living I realised for the very first time that I was dreaming just because she was being nice

some twat just insulted my dead mum, im about to run away to london and join a pickpocketing ring, but first, musical number

The fact that I can say ‘my sixteen year old sister was almost kidnapped by pedophiles today’ and a) it’s not the first time I’ve said it before and b) it doesn’t even get that much of a reaction, tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about what it’s like being a girl.

All hills are silent if you think about it

started hannibal for the first time suicide POSTPONED