This Is Gilbert. He’s Been Around A While. Attributes His Long Life To Many, Many Years Of Always Getting

Brb crying

genuinely love you so much

This is just a shout out to @honestlyjustamillyfanpage for being the absolute bollocks. Love you so much ❤️❤️❤️

Have the worst mug I could find in my 2am five min google scroll:

Agamemnon: I didn't want to fight with Achilles, I just wanted to tell him to fuck off

filmmakers who adapt classic gothic literature for the screen: damn i'm not reading that book no matter hWHAT

fans: aw, those two are so cute together! I hope they are endgame (:

animators, adding six little blush lines:

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

behold: the ultimate classic lit venn diagram

is she ya know *pulls out a sword*… lesbian?

is she ya know *pulls out two daggers* …bisexual??

is she ya know *pulls out a staff* …ace?

is she ya know *pulls out a mace* …pan?

is she ya know *pulls out fan*  …….a kyoshi warrior?

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

Mr Wheeler is my spirit animal and I aspire to reach that level of unbothered

Oh, to be as clueless as Mike Wheeler’s parents.

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!