This Audio Is The Only Thing Giving Me Happiness I Stg

Going at 1 am to the farmer's market to buy the secret fruits

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

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One like and I quit my job

let’s take this moment to appreciate just what korrasami was able to accomplish- how they paved the way for most, if not all of the animated queer rep we have now; how they managed to become canon in a time when same-sex marriage wasn’t even legalized yet. say what you will about them, but korra and asami made history and paved the way for bubbline, catradora, steven universe, benroy, lumity and much of what we have now and i will forever be grateful

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VAN CALLED HER PIGGY I'M GOING INSANE

"I'm Tokyo! I'm Rio! I'm El Profesor!"

I'm the guy who uses his one second of screen time to send Raquel a love heart

They're the same picture 😭

Made at the request of @honestlyjustamillyfanpage

[I.D.: the ‘they’re the same picture meme’. The top part is two images side by side. The first image is the Berlin x Palermo kiss/unrequited love confession from La Casa de Papel/Money Heist. The second image is the Destiel confession from Season 15 of Supernatural. Under these images is the caption ‘Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture’. Below, is Pam from the Office with the caption ‘They’re the same picture’. End I.D.]

The Firebrand. I will continue with this hatred until I die

Ya know what, fuck what’s your favourite book. I want to know what book you absolutely despise and would fist-fight the author about? And why?

Mine is Angela Carter’s The Bloody Chamber (collection of short stories) because what the fuck are you doing making out that this pre-pubescent girl having sex with a full-bearded adult man is feminist? (This applies to multiple stories in the anthology.) Sickening. (also shoutout to @honestlyjustamillyfanpage for getting through those classes with me)

Anyway reblog with yours and all that. No arguing with people about their opinions. Just dump yours and run.