Honestlyjustamillyfanpage - Madeleine/Clytemnestra's Wife

GET THE FUCKING STRAP NOW

AGELESS BLOGS, MINORS AND MEN DNI

Found a Penguin Classics cover generator

They took Parks and Rec off Netflix so this is how I am coping :’)

 Part 1   Part 3

Bonus:

Solo bridal pic dump

Pics by @maryxschuyler and also TYLER BECKLES!!!! please return my family now

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

i had a terrible idea

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

Frankenstein looking at his monster before and after seeing the eyes

Me @ sth I just finished writing: This is peak poetry. This is epitome of beauty. * chef's kiss *

Me @ same writing 1 hour later: Is this my hideous progeny?