Mr Wheeler Is My Spirit Animal And I Aspire To Reach That Level Of Unbothered

You all asked for it so here’s part 3 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ The snake juice one is coming pls bear with me 

Part 1

Part 2 Unfinished bonuses bc this post was freaking cursed and I’m too tired to complete these:

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

All hills are silent if you think about it

*walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you gets sent down to super hell for confessing your feelings and which one of you is homophobic

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

They took Parks and Rec off Netflix so this is how I am coping :’)

 Part 1   Part 3

Bonus:

Theatre Playground vs Straight Acting

@maryxschuyler the Stella to my Blanche 💞

Martin said we couldn't post videos on socials but he said nothing about pictures also I think Tumblr doesn't count as it is simply a deep dark void so it should be fine

Also peep the violin wrist I don't think I'll ever do anything better than that in my life icl.

Fagin is a DILF

Evidence:

He takes as good care as he can of many children who wouldnt have a roof over their heads or food in their bellies otherwise: therefore he is a dad

He steals from rich people: therefore he is hot