Fagin Is A DILF

The concept of Agatha and Rio as a couple is very deep for many reasons but also funny to think about in Agatha's case. Imagine being so much to handle that the only existing being who can match your freak is, quite literally, the personification of Death herself.

Got my wedding crashed by the Joker and Harley Quinn 🙄🙄

behold: the ultimate classic lit venn diagram

Guess what I just finished watching...

female avatars

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

I'm not going to do it but I like having the choice

Finding her address so that I can comfort myself knowing I could just dox her

Netflix releasing their view count:

New vet today asked me if my eyeless dog was blind and like ??? oh god I hope so????