Our Tactful, Guileful Man, Ladies And Gents

CAPTAIN AHAB HAD ONE. JOB.

Literally we only get a hair color and it’s chesnut brown…which doesn’t narrow it down as much as we’d like

What the fuck is wrong with Homer like yeah I get it Odysseus has big boobs and thighs WHAT WAS HIS HAIR COLOR WHAT WAS HIS EYE COLOR MAN CONCENTRATE

Absolutely criminal behavior from this man😂😂😂

Jorge why

Why not both

Ugly crying

I desperately need “Be Your Light” to return in Illion the musical. Like…imagine if it was a Penelope song???? Something to keep Odysseus going through the Trojan war as a little reminder??? A reason he keeps going???

Imagine instead of “hey there bro don’t you know” from Polites, we get “Oh my love, don’t you know” from Penelope.

Actively filing a request to Jorge

4 days until Odysseus gets home

Going to war for 10 years and will take another 10 years to return to Ithaka where my wife and son wait for me (I’ll be gone for a week, it’ll feel like a month, and my cat and dogs have little to no sense of time I fear)

Literally 99.98% of the files in the cabinet: yapping about or analyzing Greek Mythos adjacent content

The other 0.02%: pirates yar har

It has come to my attention that my Odyssey brainrot is more than brainrot at this point. It is brain decomposition. I’m having a great time :)

regarding the ithaca saga

this is no one's fault

please please please dont be mad at jorge

#remoteislandthings

this is just another hiccup. you can be upset about the stream not happening right now. ykw who's probably more upset about it? jorge. hes done all this for us, to give us a good experience.

so BE NICE and be PATIENT winions

please and thamk you