It Has Come To My Attention That My Odyssey Brainrot Is More Than Brainrot At This Point. It Is Brain

Ya know, I’m curious how Jorge will address Odysseus leaving Calypso’s island. In The Odyssey it’s super simple; Zeus and Hermes pull up to Ogiga (I can’t spell) and basically just proclaims “man’s gotta get home” and then Calypso is forced to help Odysseus construct a raft.

But this is Epic: The Musical. This is Mr. Jorge Riverra Herrans we are talking about. There are so many instances in which Jorge has cranked the dial up from 1-20, making simple instances in The Odyssey more dramatic than they used to be. One of these instances is God Games.

I predict one of two things that could occur for Odysseus’ escape from Calypso’s island.

1. Hermes helps Odysseus use his wits as well as some form of violence like in Suffering/Different beast where he finds out wether or not goddesses can die

2. Hermes helps Odysseus escape Calypso’s island solid snake style on some sort of very long stealth mission. Idk how he quietly made a raft, who knows.

Either way we will see what happens. See you mates on the 30th :)

So I cackled the new clip of jorge’s cut song that’s about achilles facing off against hector and this line is so abysmal it wraps back around to perfection and I just… I just had to make this

Do you guys think Odysseus could do math? Discuss, go crazy.

Hey do you mates think that Barbosa and his crew were like…kinda normal when they were first cursed? Like….they were human and can indulge in food and drink and company, but their bodies began to decay until the point that they are starving and thirsty?

I desperately need a rendition of “Survive” in Ithaka Saga’s song “King”. Let me hear Odysseus unleash his remaining rage and fury on the Suitors, the only things standing in between him and the end of his journey home.

Bless Jorge and the cast, they’re so sweet and silly.

So mates…

How’re we feeling?

Literally we only get a hair color and it’s chesnut brown…which doesn’t narrow it down as much as we’d like

What the fuck is wrong with Homer like yeah I get it Odysseus has big boobs and thighs WHAT WAS HIS HAIR COLOR WHAT WAS HIS EYE COLOR MAN CONCENTRATE

Mates! Odysseus returns home! TONIGHT! Ithaca Saga watch party is tonight at 9pm EST!

man does this guy love his wife or what