Ah, This Is Nice. Just You, Me, And The Moon.

Merula has an elusive smell? 🤔

i spent my time sniffing around in class 😂 >their scent describes them so well, but they they sound like it came from a fanfic lmao >also mc refuses to smell ismelda (apparently, she doesn’t wash her hair) >lizard is liz’s real name

*after MC dueled merula*

MC: not to worry. I have a permit.

Snape and Flitwick: this just says, “I do what I want”.

Together, we are stronger 💚 🐍.

Thx JamCity, for this espetacular and astonishing update!!! PS: IDK why some gifs only move in mobile…

Madam Rosmerta: so, what would you like to order?

MC: can I get a butterbeer with two straws, please?

Penny: aw, that’s so-

MC: *has both straws in their mouth* watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

OMG they are giving us the timeline, this is amazing

This game just beat me up and took my lunch money, I swear to god.

current mood

I have only known Beatrice Haywood for eleven minutes but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this castle and then myself

I just wanna date her already 💕

Wait, you wanna tell me I can date Penny but not the love of my life Merula (ง’̀-‘́)ง