Wait, You Wanna Tell Me I Can Date Penny But Not The Love Of My Life Merula (ง’̀-‘́)ง

This is the first meme I’ve ever made and I can’t say I’m proud of it

*in 7th year*

Rowan: Fuck Merula

MC: I’m trying

YES YES YESSSSSS

Pokemon Lets Go Rule:

Every time P2 drops in to co-op you MUST say the team Rocket Motto at least to the “make it double” part or you’re not really playing

I agree

Dating Merula would include…

(Hogwarts Mystery Merula Snyde headcanons)

You two arguing a lot (playfully). You two will also be a little competitive, after all, old habits are hard to break.

Her getting in fights when someone insults you. No one can insult you except her although she would only do that to you playfully.

You hexing people for judging Merula. Just because her parents are Death Eaters, doesn’t mean she would end up the same.

Her always calling you her favourite cursed student.

Her calling you by your last name whenever she is angry. You would probably do the same to her.

Her being affectionate in private. She would definitely hold you close and give you kisses whenever you alone. In public she would just hold your hand, people don’t need to see you two being affectionate.

The only time when she acts affectionate in public is when she hears people talking thrash about your relationship. People don’t like you two together means she will kiss you just to annoy them.

You flirting with Merula to fluster her and make her yell at you in embarrassment. You love seeing her flustered.

Merula would try to flirt with you to make you flustered. You would just point out what she was trying to do with a smirk. Although you could feel yourself getting flustered often.

Her slowly becoming friends with your friends. Ben would still be a little nervous around Merula. Tulip and Merula would definitely still argue from time to time.

Her being jealous when you get a lot of attention from other people than her and your friends. She doesn’t like sharing you with others.

*after MC dueled merula*

MC: not to worry. I have a permit.

Snape and Flitwick: this just says, “I do what I want”.

They added new stuff, as well as another too cool for school event. My life has meaning again

YES THE YULE BALL, I don't why people hate the outfits, it's for a European formal school dance in the eighties, I actually like it

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Year 4 is ending

The romance better be arriving soon

Ventus: Once I wake up from my 10 year nap it’s over for you bitches

Aqua: Once I escape from the Realm of Darkness while retaining my sanity and surviving hellish monsters it’s over for you bitches

Terra: Once I free my body from the possesion of a maniac who’s tried destroying the world three times it’s over for you bitches

Sora: