Current Mood

This little girl will go far in life. Right alongside those Girl Scouts who sell cookies outside marijuana dispensaries.

Entrepreneurial skill at its finest!

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

Me: maybe I should say I fancy Penny.

Also me:

Sorry Penny, I love Merula more!

I have only known Beatrice Haywood for eleven minutes but if anything happens to her I will kill everyone in this castle and then myself

Madam Rosmerta: so, what would you like to order?

MC: can I get a butterbeer with two straws, please?

Penny: aw, that’s so-

MC: *has both straws in their mouth* watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

Why does this game do this to me

Hogwarts Mystery’s creators: This is Merula, she is the main antagonist in the game. She is mean, aggressive and very dangerous.

All of us: so when can we date her??

god

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