More Petey Cause I Can't Stop Drawing Him! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Comfort

Masky: How much is rent for this fantastic apartment?

Employ: Sir, this is the liquor aisle of the grocery store...

You’re just stupid

Jeff the killer:[running around hysterically]

Maksy: Stop running!

Masky: You’re not a freak!

Masky: You’re just stupid!

A poem I wrote a while ago.

In Court

Toby: *whispers to lawyer*

Ej,the lawyer: That has nothing to do with the case.

Toby: Just ask

Ej to judge masky: *sigh* do you think he’s cute be honest

surrender

Eyeless jack: t's a white flag, you might as well start giving up

Jeff: The only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother.

Ben::o

Eyeless jack: the fuc-

Birthday cake

Sally: Can we have birthday cake?

Slenderman: It's not even your birthday

Sally: The cake won't know that

Jeff: Ej just texted me back “lmao” from the other room.

Jeff: I hear no laughing

Jeff: I'm friends with a laugh liar

come over

castiel: come over

Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels

Castiel: WHat is it, a tricycle?

Dean: You were supposed to say 'but my parents aren't home'

Castiel: I was distracted by your tricycle

Dean: okay start over

Castiel: Come over

Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels

Castiel: What color is your tricycle?

Dean: ...Fuck you

small boi

Kokichi:When I was small-

Kaito:(laughs)

Kaito: Was?