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laundry sauce

Ticci toby: Slenerman, we need more laundry sauce.

Slenderman: More what?

Ticci toby: You know, like the stuff you use to wash clothes.

Slenderman: You mean detergent?

Ticci toby: Yeah, but it’s more sauce for clothes, you know?

Slenderman: You’re not allowed to say words anymore.

Drive

Sam: We gotta get to the hospital fast

Dean: Then I should drive

Sam:WHy?

Dean: Cause I got nothing to live for and drive like it

Sam:okay, let's do it

(later in the car)

Everyone: *screaming*

Chillax

Ticci Toby: Chillax

Slender man: that’s not a word

Ticci toby: Sometime the ones who deny ‘Chillax’, are the ones who need to chillax the most

You’re just stupid

Jeff the killer:[running around hysterically]

Maksy: Stop running!

Masky: You’re not a freak!

Masky: You’re just stupid!

Dear future wife

Tenko, under her breath: future wife say what

Himiko: What?

Tenko: (screaming internally)

The other day Hind Khoudary said something so heartbreaking in response to being asked about what are Gazans' reactions to news from that day, and she simply said "people here don't know, they don't have access to the outside world".

But we can help change that. You can purchase eSIMs and Mirna's team will distribute them to people in Gaza.

Here are instructions on how to buy eSIMs for Gaza. You should also follow Mirna El Helbawi to know which eSIMs are needed more.

For now, NOMAD, MOGO and SIMLY eSIMs are urgently needed. You can follow the instructions in the post I linked and email the QR code to gazaesims@gmail.com

realizations

Ticci toby: Music is just wriggling air

Masky: Toby, please stop

Ticci toby: Funerals are just family reunions with one less person in it.

Masky: No, stop don’t do this to me

Ticci toby: What if “raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are both the same event but from different perspectives?

Masky: I’m begging you to stop

Ben drowned: No let him continue

Insults

Hoodie: You’re stupid

Toby laughing:That’s it?

Hoodie: Give it time, It’ll eat at you

*later*

Toby: am I stupid?

Jeff:yeah, a little

Toby: Damn him