Slenderman: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Masky: What about work?
slenderman: Fine. Other work. And no TV.
Masky: My TV's broken.
Slenderman: Then no computer.
Masky: I need the computer for school.
Slenderman: Then no... uh...
[Glances at Hoodie]
slenderman: No Hoodie.
Masky: What?! No Hoodie?!
slenderman: NO Hoodie!
Drew my beautiful princess. Loosely based off the image below which I found on Pinterest.
Eyeless jack, trying awkwardly to make small talk: So, are there any lucky women in your life?
Ticci toby, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.
Redraw of one of my favorite panels from the books! ╰(*´︶`*)╯
More Petey cause I can't stop drawing him! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
fuck the dc pride parade, they let israelies not only wave their flag of genocide and apartheid, but one of those devils was even marching with a sign that read "WHEN IS THE PRIDE PARADE IN GAZA AGAIN?"
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If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is
castiel: come over
Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels
Castiel: WHat is it, a tricycle?
Dean: You were supposed to say 'but my parents aren't home'
Castiel: I was distracted by your tricycle
Dean: okay start over
Castiel: Come over
Dean: I can't my car only has three wheels
Castiel: What color is your tricycle?
Dean: ...Fuck you
Jeff: Have you seen my life jack? I can't find it
eyeless jack: Kind of like your parents
Jeff:...
Jeff: Okay first of all FUCK YO-
Hoodie: People who sleep with their phone on silent don't care about anything in life.
Hoodie: It's me
Hoodie: I'm people