*Jeff And Sally Set The Kitchen On Fire*

Jeff: Ej just texted me back “lmao” from the other room.

Jeff: I hear no laughing

Jeff: I'm friends with a laugh liar

Petey visiting his mom.

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A small donation can make a big difference 🙏🍉🇵🇸

My name is Ahmed. My wife Hadeel and I dreamed of a simple life together. We married in February 2023, and now Hadeel is pregnant, which makes our situation even more urgent. We had just settled into our cozy apartment in northern Gaza when everything changed on October 7, 2023, when war shattered our lives. We lost our home and my job, and after a series of evacuations, we ended up in a tent by the sea in Khan Younis.

As winter approaches, our situation is dire. We urgently need your support to help us rebuild our lives. Thank you for your kindness during these challenging times.

Amid the devastation of Gaza, five children stood before a broken electric pole leaning on the ground. They decided to turn it into a balancing game, competing to walk across it without falling.

Their laughter echoed every time one of them wobbled or nearly fell, cheering each other on with enthusiasm. After playing, they sat beside the pole, dreaming of real amusement parks far away from the rubble.

Despite the dusty sky and the destruction surrounding them, they realized that their dreams and laughter were stronger than all they had lost.

To donate:👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

gofundme.com

Donate to Ahmed & Hadeel: Rebuilding Our Lives and Future Together, organized by Ahmed Abu Arab

My name is Ahmed, and my wife is Hadeel. We had a simple dream… Ahmed Abu Arab needs your support for Ahmed & Hadeel: Rebuilding Our Lives a

— Ahmed and Hadeel

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Handsome

Eyeless jack: You're so handsome helen

Helen: no need to be jealous, you're also handsome

Eyeless jack: I wasn't being jealous I was being gay

Men

Jane,to clockwork: I like how we say ‘oh man’ when we’re disappointed

Jane: Because men are disappointing

Insults

Hoodie: You’re stupid

Toby laughing:That’s it?

Hoodie: Give it time, It’ll eat at you

*later*

Toby: am I stupid?

Jeff:yeah, a little

Toby: Damn him

I love them so much AGHHH!!! A family portrait of these silly creatures (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

When

Ticci toby: When I become a serial killer I'll leave tapes that have 'Mmm Whatcha Say' in the mouths of all of my victims.

masky: "When.

Bold of you

Eyeless jack, trying awkwardly to make small talk: So, are there any lucky women in your life?

Ticci toby, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.