Eyeless jack: You're so handsome helen
Helen: no need to be jealous, you're also handsome
Eyeless jack: I wasn't being jealous I was being gay
Toby: I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment
More Petey cause I can't stop drawing him! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
Eyeless jack, trying awkwardly to make small talk: So, are there any lucky women in your life?
Ticci toby, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.
fuck the dc pride parade, they let israelies not only wave their flag of genocide and apartheid, but one of those devils was even marching with a sign that read "WHEN IS THE PRIDE PARADE IN GAZA AGAIN?"
Dean: ANd what do you do if I die?
Castiel: AVENGE YOU!!!
Dean: NO
Castiel: GO AFTER THEIR CHILDREN
Dean: N O-!
Ben: Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
Ticci toby: Yes.
Masky: No.
Eyeless jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
Jane: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.
hoodie: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
Laughing jack: I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is that strong.
Nina: I'd totally want to fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
bloody painter: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than me?
Homicidal liu: I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
Jason: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
Puppeteer: It's basically the same thing as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
Dollmaker: It's not the same as masturbating, it'd be like having sex with your twin — wrong and bad!
Clockwork: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?
Jeff the killer: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.
slendeman: You guys are nasty and I'm frankly a little concerned.
I finally finished chapter 1 of the fanfiction I mentioned I was writing. It has fantasy elements and magic, though those become more apparent the further the story is. Honestly, just wanted to write something new from the other stuff I was doing. I'll be posting when I'll update on here! Link for the first chapter is below!
☆・゜゚・(^O^)/・゜゚・☆
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64355800/chapters/165211285