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house
House, after Wilson sabotages his cane or manipulates his team against him or poisons him or kidnaps his guitar or something:
these old men have a death grip on me
house: limps around the hospital just being the most insufferable creature imaginable, constantly calling people stupid while commiting major medical crimes and being a major asshole
wilson, exasperated and salivating: god I have to fuck this old man
your art fucks severely,,, have you ever considered drawing james wilson from the Normal Show that is House MD?
thank you good sir… and yes i have drawn him before but here’s more
bonus house just because
hold on sorry wait they literally. they fucking impaled ambers thigh. on the same leg. they gave wilson a girlfriend who is narritively described as house but a woman and then they impaled her fucking thigh. the same thigh. and then they fucking killed her. oh my god
the funniest thing about Hilson is the fact that Hugh started it pretty much. that one interview when he calls Wilson House’s best friend and some shit about if a tree falls in the forest and Wilson wasn’t around to hear it, did it really make a sound. any time someone’s like “is House going to fuck Wilson” he’s just like “I dunno but he should”. Hugh Laurie ran so we could walk. everyone say thank you Mr Laurie
i love robert chase because it's like what if barbie had catholic guilt
house doodle dump
his babygirl eyes have captivated me to my very core
HOUSE, M.D. 2.07 | Hunting
disco elysium portraits for the house guys WHOOPEEEE
spaub (spoon taub)
he’s everything he’s just house
gregory house is the man the myth the legend. he’s a genius. he’s babygirl. he’s in his 40s. he has no friends. he has one friend. he has NO friends. he has coworkers and a friend he’s in a constant battle of wits and wills with. he has a pet rat he almost kills with mad science and loves more than life itself. he has a guitar. his guitar got kidnapped. multiple people have tried to murder him in his own workplace. he’s mentally ill he’s the sanest man alive he’s unhinged. he has committed multiple murders technically depending on your definition of murder. he supports murder. he’s a misogynist who supports women. he’s broken up multiple marriages one of which was his own. his dad isn’t his dad. he rides a motorcycle he bought during a midlife crisis. everyone is obsessed with him. two of his best friends are terminally ill. he has NO friends. he and his best friend want to fuck but that’d be way too normal for them. he drove a car into a house. he’s forced his employees to break into countless houses and dig up at least one grave. at least two ghosts have haunted him personally. and he’s bisexual.
obsessed with every time Wilson strides in, soft-doms House, and leaves again
house md is wild because house tells wilson that he’ll sacrifice many things but never himself and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he
Hugh Laurie really said can you please shut the fuck up bro this reporter and I are trying to cook here
It’s like Dr. House always said
me at starbucks
nothing just house cat images
MORE MOUSE BITES!!!!!!
Can't believe hilson cooking class was real
he diagnosed me with brain rot :-/