Gregory House Is The Man The Myth The Legend. He’s A Genius. He’s Babygirl. He’s In His 40s. He

gregory house is the man the myth the legend. he’s a genius. he’s babygirl. he’s in his 40s. he has no friends. he has one friend. he has NO friends. he has coworkers and a friend he’s in a constant battle of wits and wills with. he has a pet rat he almost kills with mad science and loves more than life itself. he has a guitar. his guitar got kidnapped. multiple people have tried to murder him in his own workplace. he’s mentally ill he’s the sanest man alive he’s unhinged. he has committed multiple murders technically depending on your definition of murder. he supports murder. he’s a misogynist who supports women. he’s broken up multiple marriages one of which was his own. his dad isn’t his dad. he rides a motorcycle he bought during a midlife crisis. everyone is obsessed with him. two of his best friends are terminally ill. he has NO friends. he and his best friend want to fuck but that’d be way too normal for them. he drove a car into a house. he’s forced his employees to break into countless houses and dig up at least one grave. at least two ghosts have haunted him personally. and he’s bisexual.

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hilsonpolycule

9 months ago

nothing just house cat images

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hilsonpolycule

10 months ago

og post

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hilsonpolycule

4 months ago

uhh would I be able to ask for a hilson character swap?? (hl as wilson and rsl as house? with the cane and everything??)

p.s. I am absolutely in love with your art style!!

hope you don’t mind but i took a slightly different approach to your request…

Uhh Would I Be Able To Ask For A Hilson Character Swap?? (hl As Wilson And Rsl As House? With The Cane

i went a little hogwild. be normal about those old men challenge, difficulty: impossible

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hilsonpolycule

10 months ago

everybody d/lies.

prints + merch + dm for commission info

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hilsonpolycule

7 months ago

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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hilsonpolycule

9 months ago

he’s everything he’s just house

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hilsonpolycule

10 months ago

happy thursday everyone

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hilsonpolycule

9 months ago

Wilson study! Really been trying to work on not taking myself too seriously when it comes to rendering and keeping it simple.

Here’s Day 24/30 of drawing something House MD related

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hilsonpolycule

9 months ago

he's talking about hugh directing house episodes 😭 i love him but why's he like that 😭

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hilsonpolycule

9 months ago

House deleting the message that would let Wilson immediately move out of his apartment, staring at his sleeping body in silence while the soundtrack is playing "love will make you do wrong" is actually insane, the lost craft of queerbaiting

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