It’s Like Dr. House Always Said

house: limps around the hospital just being the most insufferable creature imaginable, constantly calling people stupid while commiting major medical crimes and being a major asshole

wilson, exasperated and salivating: god I have to fuck this old man

i think this is the best show in the world

Shared hobbies………

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

FIGHT THE POWER ‼️‼️

+ house says trans & gay rights bc I said so

couldn't sleep, now i can🛌

hey it's the mouse bites guy

Can't believe hilson cooking class was real