350 pages worth of soul destroying jean content and the fandom is instead choosing to focus on andrew's cheese drawer. love it
desperately in love with dior lachance. but also gabriel. and aaron.
dear mr. kristoff, why are all your characters so hot?
from my dnd session tonight:
"did we put too much pressure on the prodigy is it broken now?"
schools be like
Imagine being poor Wymack for a moment.
You get Neil Josten in a total of eight fits. He refuses to get more clothes. Your team has to trick, drag or torment him into purchasing clothing. Your saving grace is Andrew Minyard who you’re pretty sure is just buying clothes for the boy to stare at him. You will not complain because at least he’s getting clothes.
Jean Moreau is dropped on your girlfriend’s doorstep by one of your many children that come from mob backgrounds. He too has a closet that you could fit in a child’s backpack. You refuse to deal with this one. This is a Trojan problem.
And a year prior you got Kevin Day. Who came with who knows how many outfits. Probably like two or less. He at least seems to enjoy shopping.
You are worried for these mob children and their lack of extra pants.
Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.
you might like the same character as me but i like them in a far more concerning and deeply controversial way than you ever will
nothing of my fire remains but a tiny little flame. I cradle it as I sit alone, yearning for the moon. I don't cry, my heart bleeds on paper.
The thing about me is that I desperately want to be Andrew Minyard ( cool and collected , a little dangerous and kinda mysterious, no one really knows what his deal is ) but I'm really Neil Josten ( wet little meow meow, a little paranoid, a little clueless about social interaction, makes a deer in the headlights face when someone says something nice to me , immediately giving out all my secrets for the sake of drama and chaos ) and I have to accept that
it appears i've lost access to my old account @lonelychickennugget or something like that so uh this is my new account i guess
rip 2020 me
Fictional man obsession of this month:
✨️Lestat de Lioncourt✨️
(1994 movie version, currently reading the vampire chronicles as well)