It Appears I've Lost Access To My Old Account @lonelychickennugget Or Something Like That So Uh This

Imagine being poor Wymack for a moment.

You get Neil Josten in a total of eight fits. He refuses to get more clothes. Your team has to trick, drag or torment him into purchasing clothing. Your saving grace is Andrew Minyard who you’re pretty sure is just buying clothes for the boy to stare at him. You will not complain because at least he’s getting clothes.

Jean Moreau is dropped on your girlfriend’s doorstep by one of your many children that come from mob backgrounds. He too has a closet that you could fit in a child’s backpack. You refuse to deal with this one. This is a Trojan problem.

And a year prior you got Kevin Day. Who came with who knows how many outfits. Probably like two or less. He at least seems to enjoy shopping.

You are worried for these mob children and their lack of extra pants.

Just finished the raven king......I need to call my therapist now ✨

am i the only one who imagined kavinsky to look just like iceman from top gun?? just looked at fanart after finishing tdt and apparently his hair isn't blond??

fictional man obsession of the month:

Aemond Targaryen

no further comment

forget "wyd" I need a man to tell me he yearns for my presence from afar

just finished empire of the damned

i am not okay

dear mister kristoff, why must you hurt me like this

11/10 i need the next book NOW

pouring one out for agent browning tonight. if i had to be neil jostens assigned FBI agent I would invent new forms of alcoholism

The funniest thing we learned about Jean is that his taste in love interests is sunshine and rainbows and Kevin "insufferable bitch" Day

did everyone on the writing team for S3 of Young Royals just completely forget about Russeau?? August buying him for Sara was such a huge deal in S2 and she loved him but like he didn't have a single appearance and none of the characters mentioned him. He was like my favorite character before. I miss him.

#JusticeForRusseau #PetitionToMakeARusseauSpinoff