James Potter Does The Pillow Thing. That's It, All I Wanted To Say.

Jeggy Date

James is pacing around the room in nothing but his pants a pair of socks and a open Hawaiian shirt "What about this one?" he asks looking around at his friends. "Reggie would like this right? I think it's great"

"a Hawaiian shirt? Are you being seri-sincere right now?" Remus throws a questioning look at him

He looks down at his shirt again "What-I okay your right it's stupid" he takes the shirt off and is digging through the clothes on his bed again. "What about this one?" He asks as he pulls out a yellow jumper. "Yellows a good color right?"

"yeah if you're a flower" Peter chucks on the side of Remus "You're gonna blind him mate"

"Okay-okay what about this one?" He throws on a navy blue flannel " It's nice right?"

"are you gonna leave it open like that?" Sirius asks

"I can pull it off open rights?" He's shaking his head

"Reg would love that" Remus chuckles quietly

"What-no James change please for my baby brothers innocence" he says while gagging

"Okay fine what about this one" he pulls on a white t-shirt and looks at his mates

"it's see through James" Peter kindly says

"What no it's not" me looks at the shirt and presses it into his chest "Damnit it is"

"You're really overthinking this mate. If you waste anymore time you're gonna be late" Remus says while Sirius starts gagging again dramatically

As if on cue Regulus interrupts from where he was leaning against the door frame with his arms crossed "Yeah you don't wanna keep your date waiting do you Jamie?"

James whips around so hard he thinks he gave himself whiplash. He can barely make out Regulus shape if he squints due to the fact his glasses are on the bed from all the shirt changes. "How long have you been standing there" He asks embarrassed.

"Around the opened flannel" James groans and covers his face.

Regulus walks towards the bed where all James clothes are, and picks out a red shirt along with a pair of brown trousers that are so dark their almost black and hands them to James. "Remus is right you're overthinking this; change darling" he says as he pecks him on the lips erupting a groan from Sirius.

He walks towards James's night stand where he keeps is jewelry and comes back with a necklace just as James finished putting the clothes on. He turns James around after putting the necklace on him and holds his face in place as he pecks him again. "Now I'm gonna go down stairs and wait outside of the portrait for you. When you come out I'm gonna complement your outfit and act like I wasn't the one who picked it out okay?" All James can do is nod.

Regulus waves to all the guys and goes to walk out of the room. "Where the black shoes please not your red ones the red ones will clash" He says as he closes the door. As soon as the door shuts and he hears Regulus foot steps fade away he looks at his friends. "I'm gonna marry him" he says with a absolute blisses out expression. Sirius gags are getting drown out by laughter.

He's allergic to pollen

This man literally has the worst allergies EVER

Bartemius crouchemius Jr's nickname is "bee" just so we're all clear.

Regulus came up with it, it was a joke that he would make when Evan was out the room. The rose and his bee, but it stuck.

I'm doing it guys I've stooped low

Does anyone have any jegulus fic's? I need my fix, I'm out, I'm starting to have withdrawal symptoms. Preferably with no angst I don't think I could do it with my mental state rn. I'd also appreciate some with trans regulus but I'm open to anything ik beggars can't be choosers. Also some... *whispers* smut... is that something I can ask for?

yk I think drarry might have been the first fanfic I've read and I always come back to it. Done with the hyper fixation of that new show? drarry. Done falling head over hills in love with that new character from that book I started? drarry. Obsession with that new ship finally dulling down? drarry. But as of late the only thing I can think about is jegulus like I used to deeply hate jegulus bc no drarry?? But now I could give less of a fuck if that little shit named Harry Potter appears in a Jegulus fic or not.

I love perter pettigrew and for all those peter haters out there you can LEAVE. If I'm reading a fic and there's no peter I get emotional, I go through withdrawal symptoms I LOVE HIM. He is my comedic relief. He is my sweet polite lovable sexy man and I refuse to let you to take him away.

the universe is so jegulus coded

New hyper fixation??..... I THINK SO

Summary:

After quite literally falling into the fireplace, Regulus could only think of one place to go.

After running away to the Potters, Regulus tries to shake his past but he can’t. James struggles with his Identity and growing up, he develops an attachment to the last person he should. Sirius has to find his place in his brothers life and come to grips with it being their last year.

Or: The summer of ‘77 has never been so wild

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

Headcanon that James Potter loves giving head. He loves it, he can get off on just going down on Reg. He's having a bad day? He gives head. He just won a match and wants to celebrate? Gives head. He's BORED? gives head. He doesn't need anything in return he just enjoys doing it. And he can make a girl cum (or anyone who was assigned female at birth). He also enjoys when Reg sits on his face :).

Sirius "I wish you were more like me" Black and Regulus "I don't want to be like you, I want to be like me" Black