I Love Perter Pettigrew And For All Those Peter Haters Out There You Can LEAVE. If I'm Reading A Fic

This is finna be very controversial as a marauders fan. But I can't read wolfstar. DON'T GET ME WRONG I ship them but I can't read fanfiction of them. To me Wolfstar is like Ronmione and should stay in the foreground. NO ONE READS RONMIONE FANFICTION.

Listen I love whore regulus as much as the next guy but something about demisexual Regulus only being able to have a sexual relationship after forming a emotional bond with someone makes me FEEL something.

If you mix in a little bit of him wanting to experience a sexual relationship but never being able to picture it without making himself uncomfortable. Him struggling to understand why he can get turned on but never feel like moving forward with someone. Him thinking for a long time he's asexual bc he just can't but at the same time wants to so it doesn't make sense. Snogging is fun and enjoyable but "please don't touch me like that and no I don't want to go somewhere quiet".

yk I think drarry might have been the first fanfic I've read and I always come back to it. Done with the hyper fixation of that new show? drarry. Done falling head over hills in love with that new character from that book I started? drarry. Obsession with that new ship finally dulling down? drarry. But as of late the only thing I can think about is jegulus like I used to deeply hate jegulus bc no drarry?? But now I could give less of a fuck if that little shit named Harry Potter appears in a Jegulus fic or not.

Me with any variation of jegulus

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

ALR I'm rereading it if I pass away know it was while doing what I love most

You're hesitating love.

I headcanon trans reg and sometimes I forget that not everyone in the fandom headcanons him as trans so when I read something and there's a description of him having a cock I just sit there for a minute like "what?" But then my brain processes it.

I still read tho bc come one who's not gonna read jegulus smut/fluff?

Do you know that song "I need a big boy" the one that sza made for that snl skit I need that but Remus Lupin. Ik he's our tall lanky man but I need him big. Like he's already big in certain... areas. But I need him big overall give me "the beast from beauty and the beast" man I need a tall, big, meaty, muscular remus lupin.

i seen a post saying James Potter is a winking guy and I whole heartedly agree he loves to wink.... he just can't. Imagine this big himbo who's a gigantic flirt who just. can't wink. He tries don't get me wrong but he ends up just slow blinking or closes them to forcefully so it just looks like he had something stuck in his eye. He'll take his glasses off to and then try but then everything is just blurry and he still can't wink.

Sirius "I wish you were more like me" Black and Regulus "I don't want to be like you, I want to be like me" Black