I'm Doing It Guys I've Stooped Low

i hate angst but here it is.

When James and Regulus were together in Regs 6th year. Sirius had a tattoo gun. When James and him were alone in the dorm they thought it was a good idea to tattoo and little "J" and "R" on each others hips bc no matter what happened they would always at least be friends.

After 5 years they meet again. The war is over and the wizarding world is safe (no help from dumblewhore). Regulus and Sirius reunite and fix they're relationship reconnecting James with Regulus again. Regulus is in a shorter shirt that's tight around his torso and ends at the middle of his belly button showing off the beginning of his v line and his hips. The singular "J" is no longer there but is replaced with "JFP" directly on Regulus hip bone. Which causes James to forget how to breathe and completely stare unashamedly because not only did Regulus not cover up the little part of him that was left after they're split. He added onto it making it undeniably obvious that him as a whole belongs to James and always will no matter what side of war was chosen or how long the split lasted.

James and Regulus have a little boy. His name is Leo Soleil Potter. He's got grey eyes that look like stone but chocolate curls that cover them sometimes. He's tan but has the roseyist cheeks. He's got freckles across his nose and a dimple on the left side that only comes out when he really smiles. He's got James laugh but Regulus smile so he always looks like he's up to something or has a secret he's not letting on. He's got a birthmark on his right shoulder that peakes out of his shirt collar if you're really looking. He's a gentleman, opens the door for little girls and calls adults ma'am/sr. He's left handed but ambidextrous in sports. He likes cats over dogs (don't tell padfoot) but his favorite animal is really a turtle.

The difference between the Black brothers is Sirius gets on his tiptoes to kiss Remus.

Regulus pulls James down by his collar of his shirt to kiss him.

yk I think drarry might have been the first fanfic I've read and I always come back to it. Done with the hyper fixation of that new show? drarry. Done falling head over hills in love with that new character from that book I started? drarry. Obsession with that new ship finally dulling down? drarry. But as of late the only thing I can think about is jegulus like I used to deeply hate jegulus bc no drarry?? But now I could give less of a fuck if that little shit named Harry Potter appears in a Jegulus fic or not.

I will not apologize for reading jegulus smut those men are so cutesy

Do you know that song "I need a big boy" the one that sza made for that snl skit I need that but Remus Lupin. Ik he's our tall lanky man but I need him big. Like he's already big in certain... areas. But I need him big overall give me "the beast from beauty and the beast" man I need a tall, big, meaty, muscular remus lupin.

the universe is so jegulus coded

Head Canon that Barty Crouch Jr calls Regulus Black a cumslut and Regulus Black calls Barty Crouch Jr a cocksucker

I wanna be the pretty red head, and I hate that.

But I think that might just be the regulus in me