Sometimes The Help You Need Isn’t The Help You Want. Call 1-800-273-8255 If You’re Thinking Of Suicide.

my confused child

what if I'm balding in silence

Young Arthur Weasley is to be Online

Arthur Weasley: “I’ve seen it in at least 3 muggle movies, MOVIES ARE LIKE OUR PICTURES BUT WITH SOUND!.”

“Like this shirt i’m wearing, odd but I love it.”

“give me a second.”

please i need this

Concept: a movie theater that only shows Harry Potter films. The movies will be in 4D. The temperature will drop when dementors are present. Fans will blow on you during quidditch scenes. Enticing smells will be pumped in during feast scenes but don’t worry about feeling hungry because the theater will serve Bertie Botts, treacle tart, drumsticks, butterbeer, chocolate frogs and those tiny little pies that Mrs. Weasley makes. Instead of loyalty cups, you get discounts if you wear a Weasley sweater.

Jake being the extra dad and going to every one of Maya's ballet recitals and being the loudest clapper, purely because his dad wasn't there for him. He is always hanging her artwork on the fridge to the point he and Amy have bought 32 sets of magnets to hang them all. He makes sure every. single. night. that there are no monsters in her closet or under her bed and proceeds to use his police grade flashlight to interrogate the "monsters" in there. [1/3]

He always has tea parties and dresses up with the tiara. When Maya is feeling sick or sad he invites her into his bed and they watch die hard on repeat until either one is asleep (we all know it’s her fave too). and they eat ice cream together when she has her first heartbreak. and whenever she has boy troubles when she is older, he tells her about his first date with Amy. and how he knew they were going to get married and how he loved Maya so much. And he definitely cried at her wedding [2/2]

HE’S REALLY GOING TO BE THE BEST DAD THAT AMY AND THEIR KIDS COULD POSSIBLY ASK FOR WOW

my magnum opus

he wouldnt hurt a fly. he would hurt other things he just really likes bugs

munge

rb if you agree

I made a quick music video for the whole underwater temple underwater monk thing

Music by @brutusfeels

Lyrics by @portentsofwoe & @megapope

BPM @sans-undertale-official 

OP @alienpapacy 

Video by me, @theatsthetic

if i ever opened up to you i was joking