please ask
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
is your room messy or clean?
what color are your eyes?
do you like your name? why?
what is your relationship status?
describe your personality in 3 words or less
what color hair do you have?
what kind of car do you drive? color?
where do you shop?
how would you describe your style?
favorite social media account
what size bed do you have?
any siblings?
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
favorite snapchat filter?
favorite makeup brand(s)
how many times a week do you shower?
favorite tv show?
shoe size?
how tall are you?
sandals or sneakers?
do you go to the gym?
describe your dream date
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
what color socks are you wearing?
how many pillows do you sleep with?
do you have a job? what do you do?
how many friends do you have?
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
whats your favorite candle scent?
3 favorite boy names
3 favorite girl names
favorite actor?
favorite actress?
who is your celebrity crush?
favorite movie?
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
money or brains?
do you have a nickname? what is it?
how many times have you been to the hospital?
top 10 favorite songs
do you take any medications daily?
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
what is your biggest fear?
how many kids do you want?
whats your go to hair style?
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
who is your role model?
what was the last compliment you received?
what was the last text you sent?
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
what is your dream car?
opinion on smoking?
do you go to college?
what is your dream job?
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
do you have freckles?
do you smile for pictures?
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
have you ever peed in the woods?
do you still watch cartoons?
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
Favorite dipping sauce?
what do you wear to bed?
have you ever won a spelling bee?
what are your hobbies?
can you draw?
do you play an instrument?
what was the last concert you saw?
tea or coffee?
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
do you want to get married?
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
what color looks best on you?
do you miss anyone right now?
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
do you believe in ghosts?
what is your biggest pet peeve?
last person you called`
favorite ice cream flavor?
regular oreos or golden oreos?
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
what shirt are you wearing?
what is your phone background?
are you outgoing or shy?
do you like it when people play with your hair?
do you like your neighbors?
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
have you ever been high?
have you ever been drunk?
last thing you ate?
favorite lyrics right now
summer or winter?
day or night?
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
favorite month?
what is your zodiac sign
who was the last person you cried in front of?
not that any of you would care but...
i need a root canal and invisalign. If anyone has had any of these and would like to warn me of anything it would be greatly appreciated
thx
1 smosh
2 cats
3 sweets
4 tumblr friends
5 rain
@dark-eyed-harmothoe @charlesoberonn @cheshireelims @jonahsimms @jesuslover1901 @remus-lupin-is-my-type @sunshineandrainyflowers @fleamontpotter @smoshimagine @peppersaucee
Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you recieve this list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!💖
Okey dokey1. Tom Hiddleston2. Marvel3. Cisco Ramon4. Animals5. (Family and friends etc. but that’s already a given…)
Okay and the last ten in my notifs are @legendarycoffeedeer @maryisaloser @howdoicomeupwithagoodusername @daysarethedreamsnightmares @natashaalianovnaromanoff-blog @wings-and-scales @lokiislowkeyhot @hemogoblin-s @winterz-children
ADD FIVE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY AMD TAG THE LAST TEN PEOPLE IN YOUR NOTIFS
taken from @victoryrpr
“ who do you think you are? “
“ wait , did you just say you love me? “
“ please just … leave me alone. “
“ i’m so happy! “
“ is this a gift for me? “
“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “
“ i love you. “
“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “
“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “
“ w — what? “
“ … i’m sorry. “
“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “
“ bitch , guess what? “
“ oh my god … “
“ fuck you to fucking hell! “
“ man … go to hell. “
“ what did you just send me? “
“ what did you just say? “
“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “
“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “
“ are you jealous? “
“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “
“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “
“ you’re so stupid. “
“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “
“ you don’t want me. “
“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “
“ let me take you out on a date. “
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
“ no! don’t tickle me! “
“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “
“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “
“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “
“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “
“ so what will it be tonight? “
“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “
“ i don’t love you. “
“ you don’t love me. “
“ … is there something you want? “
“ you know , you’re really cute. “
“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “
“ shh … don’t cry. “
“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “
“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “
“ hello darkness my old friend … “
“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “
“ i wish i knew how to talk about it. ”
“ you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together. ”
“ i don’t want to be alone anymore. ”
“ i wish i could hate you. ”
“ take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”
“ i need you to trust me. ”
“ i missed/miss you. ”
“ she/he won’t listen to me. ”
“ let me do this for you. please. ”
“ is there anything else you want to say to me? ”
“ tell me something happy. ”
“ promise me. ”
“ i just want/wanted to help. ”
“ let me explain. ”
“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”
“ i’m on your side. ”
“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”
“ please, tell me you have a plan. ”
“ stay with me tonight. ”
“ don’t go. please. ”
“ i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ”
“ talk to me. ”
“ i did what i had to do. ”
“ we can’t keep going on like this. ”
“ i’m just tired. ”
“ i’m scared. ”
“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it. ”
“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”
“ hope is dangerous. ”
“ i like seeing you smile. ”
“ you look beautiful. ”
“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”
“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”
“ i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up. ”
“ have a drink with me. ”
“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”
“ you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”
“ can i help you? ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”
“ do you wanna get out of here? ”
“ walk with me? ”
“ well, shit. ”
“ change isn’t easy. ”
“ i just wanted to say i’m sorry. ”
“ i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad. ”
“ what did you want to tell me? ”
“ it was supposed to be simple. ”
“ you’ve got blood on your shirt. ”
“ you can stay with me. ”
“ what did you want to show me? ”
“ i miss ____ more than i thought i would. ”
“ i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know. ”
“ shut up. please. ”
“ fuck off. ”
“ hush, i’m trying to kiss you. ”
“ you’re lucky you’re cute. ”
“ i fucked up. ”
“ i just want to take it all back. ”
“ i can’t sleep. ”
“ can’t sleep? ”
“ we should get a pet. ”
“ if you have something to say, spit it out. ”
“ i’m allowed to be angry. ”
“ she/he aint even that cute. ”
“ just hold me. ”
“ do you want me to go? ”
“ i just need time. ”
“ i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that. ”
“ nothing you can say will surprise me. ”
“ everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind. ”
“ death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago. ”
“ i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity. ”
“ listen to me, please. ”
“ i’m not even sure what to say to that. ”
“ that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t. ”
“ am i supposed to care? ”
“ i do care. ”
“ you make me happy. ”
“ you look beautiful like this. ”
“ if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you. ”
“ it terrifies me. ”
“ just let me show you how i feel. ”
Sunny Baudelaire says “Yeet” for goodbye. (pg. 179 of TRR)
Klaus Baudelaire is a savage. “And you are being stupid with an S!” (pg.74 of TWW)
more when i find them
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
I feel attacked
ohio
illinois
new jersey
delaware
michigan
north carolina
arkansas
idaho
heres something fun, earlier today my cat bit me and now there is an inch long piece of my skin that is very swollen and painful and red on my palm.
after a few minutes of internet research apparently, cat bites are very infectious and I should see a doctor immediately.
heres the fun part.
its 3:40 in the morning on a Wednesday and everyone in my house is asleep and my hand hurts like hell and I can’t do anything about it for a few hours which is bad because cat bites can destroy tendons because their dumb stupid little teeth inject bacteria into a part of your body and, because their dumb teeth are so little, the wound closes up and seals the bacteria in.
I have a very painful closed wound on my palm and I can’t do anything about it for like 5 hours.
Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
SAMEEEE