This Song Is So Great

The nose is a double barrel snotgun.

Can we just think about how jk Rowling literally took the idea from Cursed Child from this scene... literally... the cHILD OF VOLDEMORT WITH BELLATRIX LE FUCKING STRANGE

NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

by initial talk

ok but it’s a popsicle. that’s not even one of the options they give.

tag yourself i’m freezie

3. you know your only gonna wake up with no bones in the mornin

1. don’t pick up the phone. you know he’s only trying to buy your bones

hahahaha… amateurs

CALL OUT POST

so I made a comment about @chelseperetti ‘s voice and she fucking blocked me. like wow. what a bitch someone call her out

Sentence Prompts

  taken from @victoryrpr

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

“  i wish i knew how to talk about it.  ”  

“  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ”

“  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ”  

“  i wish i could hate you. ”

“  take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”

“  i need you to trust me.  ”  

“ i missed/miss you. ”  

“  she/he won’t listen to me. ”

“  let me do this for you. please.  ”

“  is there anything else you want to say to me?  ”

“  tell me something happy. ”

“  promise me.  ”

“  i just want/wanted to help.  ”  

“  let me explain.  ”

“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”  

“ i’m on your side. ”

“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”

“  please, tell me you have a plan. ”

“  stay with me tonight. ”

“  don’t go. please.  ”

“  i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ”

“ talk to me.  ”  

“ i did what i had to do.  ”

“  we can’t keep going on like this. ”

“ i’m just tired.  ”

“ i’m scared.  ”

“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it.  ”

“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”

“ hope is dangerous.  ”

“  i like seeing you smile. ”  

“ you look beautiful.  ”  

“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”  

“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”

“  i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up.  ”  

“  have a drink with me.  ”

“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”

“  you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”

“ can i help you?  ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”

“  do you wanna get out of here?  ”

“  walk with me?  ”

“  well, shit.  ”

“  change isn’t easy.  ”

“  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ”

“  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”

“  what did you want to tell me?  ”

“  it was supposed to be simple.  ”

“  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ”

“  you can stay with me.  ”

“  what did you want to show me?  ”

“  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ”

“  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ”

“  shut up. please.  ”

“  fuck off.  ”

“  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ”

“  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ”

“  i fucked up.  ”

“  i just want to take it all back.  ”

“  i can’t sleep.  ”

“  can’t sleep?  ”

“  we should get a pet.  ”

“  if you have something to say, spit it out. ”

“  i’m allowed to be angry.  ”

“  she/he aint even that cute.  ”

“  just hold me.  ”

“  do you want me to go?  ”  

“  i just need time.  ”

“  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”  

“  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ”

“  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ”

“  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ”

“  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ”

“  listen to me, please.  ”

“  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ”

“  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ”

“  am i supposed to care?  ”

“  i do care.  ”  

“  you make me happy.  ”

“  you look beautiful like this.  ”  

“  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ”

“  it terrifies me.  ”

“  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

A Choice With No Regrets Masterpost: 

What if, instead of going after Peter, Sirius Black had stayed and taken his place as Harry’s guardian? 

After the events of October 31st, Harry’s godfather has done just that… and now Sirius and Remus are about to have a crash-course in parenting. 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Holiday Specials:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

BONUS

Halloween

we can all agree to do it but 33 of yall better fucking commit

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever