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I feel like Katniss when they made her ass do the Hunger Games a second time

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Boo straight people

things that have happened at work today:

-a man paid for the tables next to him’s meal

-a man gave me a $25 dollar tip on top of his $50 dollar bill

-i swept the same area 11 times.

-i spilled ranch on my hand at least twice

-i carried 9 cups in 2 hands

-three grown men ordered fruit punch and honey barbecue wings

-a young child flung himself off the booth because ketchup touched a piece of chicken on his plate. after he dipped one in ketchup

-6 old men came in and ordered they’re usual. i have never seen these men before. apparently they go there every day for lunch. i have worked here for almost a week.

-apparently my boss feeds the crows. today a very large one came and sat next to my car staring me in the eyes

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I’m on the streets in 3 days. Let me do your homework.

I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both of my hands. I’ve been on leave from my job for two months, and in that time neither worker’s compensation or temporary disability have given me a penny. I can’t do any crafts or odd jobs to try to scrape by, either. My income has been zero for two full months. Today when the landlady gave me a 3 day notice to pay or vacate, I wasn’t surprised.

Emotional reluctance aside, I am physically unable to move out of my apartment. I can’t wash dishes or carry a cup of water if it’s too full. Packing up and carrying my belongings to the curb is completely out of the question. But while I can’t grasp or pull/hold things, I can still use a keyboard. 

I have an Associate of Science degree, I’m scientifically literate, and I’m skilled with English; I’m a competent and enthusiastic writer, and I write fan fiction in my free time. If you need something edited, beta read, or just written for you, I’m happy to be of service. Don’t be shy! Show me that WIP pwp lemon crossover fic! Or, let me write it for you. I can help you with Associate’s degree-level biology, anatomy, medical terminology, research, and all aspects of English. 

And hey? You into ladies’ feet? I got two of my very own. I’m not even kidding. Try me. 

I only ask for a donation via ko-fi to help keep a roof over my head and a signal boost to help my message reach a larger audience. Thank you!

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