Is Nobody Going To Acknowledge The Fact That Draco Fucking Malfoy Was The First Student In The Philosopher’s

Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact that Draco Fucking Malfoy was the first student in The Philosopher’s / Sorcerers Stone to properly curse

“If the lump had given this (the Remembral) a squeeze, he would have remembered to fall on his fat ARSE” 

The kid’s a legend

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6 years ago

God Bucky, Scott and Loki would be such a ridiculous trio but would 100% be the best of friends

7 years ago

please ask

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

8 years ago

I'm gonna make some friends...

The starkid way. I leave tomorrow for a math and science camp type thing, so I'm gonna carry some red vines with me to make some friends. Either that or sing super friends from HMB, whichever will get me friends faster.

Update: didn't work but I have redvines to supply me for 5 weeks.


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7 years ago

URGENT GOVERNMENT MESSAGE

Everyone go look up “george orwell 1984″ and click the dropdown for “What is George Orwell 1984 About?”  it changes when you click on it and the other things won’t let you click on them!!!  MY FBI AGENT WON’T LET ME DO THIS!!!

7 years ago

ask away my dudes

lil shipwrecked/starkid qs

1. Talk about one of your favourite characters from starkid/tcb musicals

2. Thoughts on [a starkid member]

3. Starkid/tcb song that gives you chills

4. Starkid/tcb song that makes you cry

5. Starkid/tcb song that makes you happy

6. Choose between [two starkid/tcb shows] + why

7. Explain why your favourite starkid member is your favourite

8. A starkid/tcb video that makes you feel better

9. A starkid event you wish you attended

10. Favourite Paper & Slate candle

11. How did you discover Shipwrecked

13. Favourite MK’s bts video

14. Favourite Craftversations episode

15. Thoughts on [a cod episode]

16. Talk about one of your favourite characters from Shipwrecked productions

17. Thoughts on [a shipwrecked member]

18. Favourite shipwrecked video

19. A person you would like to see in a starkid musical

20. Write the first quote from choose our destiny that comes to your mind

6 years ago

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

7 years ago

did I ghostwrite this?

I just watched all 5 seasons of b99 in under a week and I would just like to-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

6 years ago

Lily, I have had a crush on you since I was a first year, will you go to Hogsmeade with me?

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Lily: “Bugger off, Potter.”

4 years ago

so y'all are sleeping on Julie Molina and for what???? a little punk white boy who only wears half a shirt???

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