Patrick “Too Polite To Murder You But It Doesn’t Mean I Haven’t Thought About It” Brewer

I'm not sure how often you come on here BUT I just wanted to say that 'watching through windows' is my all time favourite fan fiction (not just in the SC fandom but OF ALL TIME) and I have the podfic downloaded and actually listen to it atleast 1x a month. I'm so sorry if this is weird but I just want you to know how much I love your writing and what a masterpiece and work of art that fic is❤

thank you so much!!!! this totally makes my day 😭❤️ I’m so glad you’re still enjoying it! (and yes @revolutionaryjo ‘s podcast talent is AMAZING). I really appreciate your ask!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nicolas Close & Lark Oak & Sparrow Oak & Terry Jr. & Grant Wilson, Marco Li/Grant Wilson, Lark Oak & Sparrow Oak, Lark Oak/Grant Wilson, (past) Additional Tags: Code Purple, dysfunctional and codependent found family, aka canon compliant lol, magic item that requires drift compatibility a la Pacific Rim, as a lil treat 

Summary:

Sparrow’s smile fades as the Orb of Jaegarbomb remains inert under his and Lark’s hands. “That can’t be right. Someone else roll Arcana.”

“Nah, I got a seventeen, that’s how the orb works,” Nick says. “But if you two aren’t neurally compatible, who the fuck is?”

Or, Grant and Lark pilot a legendary mech suit, take a trip down memory lane, and rubber-stamp Code Purple. All in a day's work.

THIS IS SO LOVELY!!!! Thank you so much 😍

Hi! I made some art for Watching Through Windows by @helvetica-upstart

every animorphs book

chapter 1: my name is jake. I can’t tell you my real name, because I’m the leader of a special group of kids… we’re called the Animorphs. Because we morph into animals and fight aliens.

chapter 16: ‘god, please don’t do this,’ i begged on my knees. Visser Three had all of my loved ones hanging from his claws in his multi-armed alien morph and was slowly squeezing the life out of them. ‘you must either choose them, jake, or the rest of your planet.’ i couldn’t take it. i started to morph into a cockroach.

chapter 23: as i felt my own brain slither down my throat and into my torso to reform into my digestive system, my bones also began to dissolve into dust inside my skin. my eyes shrunk back into my skull and i could see into eternity- i could see my own mind, taken over by the yeerk. i had already taken my last breath as a free creature, now i saw my last vision as a being of this dimension. suddenly, i was gone. and my parents would never even know i had died. was saving the world worth this? i wondered, if anyone on this planet could be forced to prioritize one life over another, what choice would they make? how can any decision be right, or wrong? i closed my mind off, and fell into eternal sleep, my last echoes of thought being of how humanity continued to live on, but not truly alive.

chapter 26: ‘hey, bro, wanna go to mc d’s and grab some fries?’ marco asked, riding by on his skateboard. ‘yeah, that’d be totally radical!’ i answered, whipping out my own razor scooter. as i pulled a nasty kickflip, i felt eyes watching me. turning around, i saw my own dog, and thought of the horrible truth only i knew. we went to the mall to get big macs. it was a good day to not be dead.

Text: Watching Through Windows Author: @helvetica-upstart Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Pairing: David/Patrick Rating: Explicit Length: 4:13:58

Author’s Summary: David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

Check out the incredible @revolutionaryjo using her immeasurable talents to podfic WtW (aka this is one of the coolest things that’s ever happened to me and I am so thankful to her!!!) 💕💕💕

Text: Watching Through Windows Author: @helvetica-upstart Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Pairing: David/Patrick Rating: Explicit Length: 4:13:58

Author’s Summary: David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

It’s time for some recs! Here are some fics I’ve enjoyed that were published or completed so far this month:

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David’s Investor by therapychicken (rated G) David’s going to bed after a long day of prepping the store and decides to tell Alexis about Patrick coming in as an investor. He doesn’t know why he finds this information so important, but it is.

isn’t that the cutest thing… by startswithhope (rated T) Alexis witnesses a sweet moment between David and Patrick and has a few revelations. Set at the end of “Asbestos Fest”.

Little Button by stargatewars (rated T) David and Marcy bond over pictures of Patrick throughout his life.

Something Strange Takes Over Me by EscapingReality51 (rated T) David goes over to Patrick’s to spend the night for the first time 

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follow your heartbeat to freedom by withkissesfour (rated G) He’s always prided himself on making decisions, making them well, making them wisely, but it’s rare that they’re not clouded, directed, guided by the overwhelming need to be liked, an eagerness to please, a desire to be nice, to always be as nice as he can be; and he can’t figure out whether he’s made the right choice once he’s made it. Patrick makes choices, in four parts.

getting down to business by etben (rated E) They’ve been dating for almost a month, and Patrick still hasn’t even seen David naked, much less had anything approaching sex. It’s completely unacceptable. He had more game than this in high school, which is pretty sad, all things considered. Three and a half weeks of his hands and his imagination is more than enough, thanks. OR: David and Patrick have some alone time. Patrick has some ideas.

steel and oak by helvetica_upstart (rated E) “Would you have picked me up in a bar, if I’d been there back when you were looking for randoms?” Patrick asks, pupils blown wide. “I’ve never done that before, I don’t even know what it would be like, but. I can imagine. I’d want it.” or, David has some idle talents; Patrick has some fantasies that would put them to use. 

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All These Minutes Passing by helvetica_upstart *Stevie/Alexis* (rated E) Alexis runs a fingertip from Stevie’s collarbone down her chest until it brushes under the lace edge of the costume slip’s bodice. “You’re sweaty, Ms. Bowles.”Stevie isn’t that sweaty, but she’s not about to derail this game. She says, “You know how I am with dancing.”“Sweat’s bad for silk. You should take it off.”

Looking For You Everywhere by houdini74 (rated T) The rom-com AU that David would definitely make Patrick watch. Or David and Patrick meet for the first time in a bar and then on a train and then in a park before being separated by circumstances.

Strange Brew by codswallop (rated E) “We’ve got to call that vendor,” Patrick said. “Did you keep her card? You didn’t throw it away, did you?” “Um,” David said, running his hands down his chest now, his arms, oh god Patrick’s arms. “I don’t…I think so? Hang on, though, could we just…explore this, for a few minutes, maybe, because it’s actually kind of—” “David.” Patrick came over and gripped him by the shoulders, looking very serious, and David was in awe; that was hot, that was very hot, that I-mean-business-NOW look on his own face. He’d have to try it, practice it in a mirror, once he got it back.

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i’m alright with a slow burn by goingmywaydoll (rated T) “You totally favor Patrick.” “I do not.” “Oh my god, David, yes, you do! You think I didn’t notice how you always take the leftovers of his bakes instead of anyone else’s?” “He’s a good baker!” David hates that his voice hitches. “‘He’s a good baker’?” Alexis repeats. “You can just say that you’re friends, the world won’t explode if you make a friend other than Stevie.”

like the holding of hands, like the breaking of glass by wardo_wedidit (rated M) Five weddings David and Patrick don’t have, and one they do.

shades of blue. by falconeggs (rated M) Actor and Music Superstar, Patrick Brewer, releases his highly anticipated new album, Shades of Blue. (Alexis Rose teases that it’s a visual album.)

Through Time by houdini74 (rated T) All that mattered was finding out when he was and figuring out how he could get back to David. Or Everything is the same except Patrick can travel through time.

You Could Be The One by bigficenergy (rated M) David has big feelings about Patrick, and he’s listening to a lot of Carly Rae Jepsen about it.

Your Wings Prepare to Fly by ICMezzo (rated E) Wings on a human? Incorrect.David Rose had them anyway, at least sometimes. But given that he loathed them all the time, with every luxuriously moisturized cell in his body, he did whatever it took to keep them hidden away. It hadn’t even been particularly difficult—at least, not until Patrick Brewer started looking.

the line "I wish we had more time than we got David Rose" was in my DREAMS last night and I CRIED when I woke up what have you done

oh god alakdjsk I’m very sorry anon

Schitt’s Creek + Matt Adrian paintings