Text: Watching Through Windows Author: @helvetica-upstart Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Pairing: David/Patrick

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Text: hold on to me as you go

Author: @helvetica-upstart​ Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Pairing: David/Patrick Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Length: 25:36

Author’s Summary: The thing is, sometimes Patrick gets so caught up in paying attention to David that he forgets how good David is at paying attention to him, too.

Which is how he’s taken by surprise when David bolts upright in bed, turns on the lamp, and says, “Patrick, the fourth time we drove by the house was before you proposed.”

Whoops.

a 4+1 (ish) about Patrick and David at the cottage

Recorded for Schitt’s Creek Flufftoberfest!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Stevie Budd/Twyla Sands, Stevie Budd & David Rose, background David/Patrick Characters: Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, David Rose (Schitt’s Creek), Johnny Rose, Jocelyn Schitt, Patrick Brewer Additional Tags: Sharing a Bed, Road Trips, plot-relevant usage of Dixie Chicks Songs, basically a love letter to the Great Lakes, Strap-Ons, Mild Implied Kink, Friends to Lovers, Happy ending!!! Summary:

“I wish I wasn’t watching it all happen from behind the desk,” Stevie had said, and now she’s gotten what she wished for.

The motel burns down. Stevie and Twyla go for a drive.

in which Marco is out here asking the real questions, and nobody appreciates it.

Scholastic Books, 1996

K.A. Applegate: “Here’s my draft of a new sci-fi novel series for kids. :)”

The head of Scholastic: “Oh, they become animals! That’s marketable! They meet an alien, and he’s...eaten by...hear the screams...um, this has, uh, a bit more genocide than I expec-”

K.A. Applegate: *roundhouse kicking them in the face* “WAR IS HELL”

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Oh my god that last chapter was amazing !!! Ur writing is truly beautiful thanks so much for taking ur time to write such a beautiful piece of art

aww this is such a lovely compliment!!! Thank you for reading and letting me know you enjoyed <3 <3 <3

I love your fic and I really dont want to pressure you or anything but do you know when you might be updating?

Yay I’m so glad you’re loving it!! I actually just finished writing- I’m gonna edit tmmrw with fresh eyes. Barring need for major changes (which is possible lol) it should be up later tmmrw!!

Eugene and Daniel Levy on the cover of Adweek

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—The Boy Who Doesn’t Exist by falconeggs

To ensure that Patrick never falls in love, he thinks up an impossible boy and casts a spell to tie their destinies together. He doesn’t exactly know that, though, because he’s just a kid when he does it.

—Tonight I’ll Drift In A Dream With You by torakowalski

“Patrick is sleeping,” Alexis says helpfully. “I’m not really sure what David is doing, but earlier he was just sort of smiling dopily at the top of Patrick’s head. It was really gross.”

—In Tea Leaves by taelynhawker

It isn’t just about the tea. Or wanting it to be perfect. It is about those things, but David might also be freaking out a little bit about what he just said to Patrick. Maybe he just needs to see that what he told Ted is true. Sometimes it does work out.

—One Week by lettered @letteredlettered

Every day of the first week of David and Patrick’s relationship.

—All the Things You are to Me by hudders-and-hiddles @wild-aloof-rebel

After accidentally calling David “babe,” Patrick spends weeks trying to find the perfect pet name for him.

—Memorial Weekend by another_hero 

David shook his head again, brought his hands up to his face. “I know, I know, okay, but you,” he said, “are easy to love. And I—” Patrick opened his mouth, but David fluttered a hand in front of him for silence.

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