Is This What Marriage Is? A David/patrick Fic Rec Masterlist

Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Patrick Brewer, Alexis Rose, Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose Additional Tags: Amnesia, Post Season 6, otherwise canon compliant, Friends to Lovers, (re)Found Family, Sharing a Bed, medical inaccuracies lol, some angst but happy ending!! Summary:

David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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Here’s a thing I wrote!!

holy schitt it’s a fic rec

for anyone and everyone (but @im-here-sammy​ the most)

—The Boy Who Doesn’t Exist by falconeggs

To ensure that Patrick never falls in love, he thinks up an impossible boy and casts a spell to tie their destinies together. He doesn’t exactly know that, though, because he’s just a kid when he does it.

—Tonight I’ll Drift In A Dream With You by torakowalski

“Patrick is sleeping,” Alexis says helpfully. “I’m not really sure what David is doing, but earlier he was just sort of smiling dopily at the top of Patrick’s head. It was really gross.”

—In Tea Leaves by taelynhawker

It isn’t just about the tea. Or wanting it to be perfect. It is about those things, but David might also be freaking out a little bit about what he just said to Patrick. Maybe he just needs to see that what he told Ted is true. Sometimes it does work out.

—One Week by lettered @letteredlettered

Every day of the first week of David and Patrick’s relationship.

—All the Things You are to Me by hudders-and-hiddles @wild-aloof-rebel

After accidentally calling David “babe,” Patrick spends weeks trying to find the perfect pet name for him.

—Memorial Weekend by another_hero 

David shook his head again, brought his hands up to his face. “I know, I know, okay, but you,” he said, “are easy to love. And I—” Patrick opened his mouth, but David fluttered a hand in front of him for silence.

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so how do you think that therapy appt went lmao

oh my god RIGHT someone give them a raise 

david using his Soft Voice with patrick 

Text: Watching Through Windows Author: @helvetica-upstart Fandom: Schitt’s Creek Pairing: David/Patrick Rating: Explicit Length: 4:13:58

Author’s Summary: David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

every animorphs book

chapter 1: my name is jake. I can’t tell you my real name, because I’m the leader of a special group of kids… we’re called the Animorphs. Because we morph into animals and fight aliens.

chapter 16: ‘god, please don’t do this,’ i begged on my knees. Visser Three had all of my loved ones hanging from his claws in his multi-armed alien morph and was slowly squeezing the life out of them. ‘you must either choose them, jake, or the rest of your planet.’ i couldn’t take it. i started to morph into a cockroach.

chapter 23: as i felt my own brain slither down my throat and into my torso to reform into my digestive system, my bones also began to dissolve into dust inside my skin. my eyes shrunk back into my skull and i could see into eternity- i could see my own mind, taken over by the yeerk. i had already taken my last breath as a free creature, now i saw my last vision as a being of this dimension. suddenly, i was gone. and my parents would never even know i had died. was saving the world worth this? i wondered, if anyone on this planet could be forced to prioritize one life over another, what choice would they make? how can any decision be right, or wrong? i closed my mind off, and fell into eternal sleep, my last echoes of thought being of how humanity continued to live on, but not truly alive.

chapter 26: ‘hey, bro, wanna go to mc d’s and grab some fries?’ marco asked, riding by on his skateboard. ‘yeah, that’d be totally radical!’ i answered, whipping out my own razor scooter. as i pulled a nasty kickflip, i felt eyes watching me. turning around, i saw my own dog, and thought of the horrible truth only i knew. we went to the mall to get big macs. it was a good day to not be dead.

i love your amnesia fic!!!!! it’s so good!!1!! not to rush you at all because i know writing takes time but what are your plans in terms of an update schedule.... i need all the updates i can get lmao

I’m so glad you’re enjoying! Ideally I’d love to post every 4 days or so (gotta finish before my internship starts in June!!) but that all depends on how smoothly life and first drafts go haha

Schitt’s Creek + Matt Adrian paintings

Chapters: 3/5 Fandom: Schitt's Creek Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Patrick Brewer/David Rose Characters: David Rose (Schitt's Creek), Patrick Brewer, Alexis Rose, Stevie Budd, Twyla Sands, Johnny Rose, Moira Rose Additional Tags: Amnesia, Post Season 6, otherwise canon compliant, Friends to Lovers, (re)Found Family, Sharing a Bed, medical inaccuracies lol, some angst but happy ending!!, Mutual Pining Summary:

David gapes at the man calling himself David’s husband. “You think I’m falling for the married amnesiac trap? Yeah, no, my sister has been-there done-that and sent me the Embassy’s postcards.”

Or, David falls off a ladder and can’t remember Schitt’s Creek. Things fall apart and come back together.

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The third chapter is up!

SO MUCH LOVE to @leupagus whose feedback and encouragement has shaped this fic and especially this chapter. 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nicolas Close & Lark Oak & Sparrow Oak & Terry Jr. & Grant Wilson, Marco Li/Grant Wilson, Lark Oak & Sparrow Oak, Lark Oak/Grant Wilson, (past) Additional Tags: Code Purple, dysfunctional and codependent found family, aka canon compliant lol, magic item that requires drift compatibility a la Pacific Rim, as a lil treat 

Summary:

Sparrow’s smile fades as the Orb of Jaegarbomb remains inert under his and Lark’s hands. “That can’t be right. Someone else roll Arcana.”

“Nah, I got a seventeen, that’s how the orb works,” Nick says. “But if you two aren’t neurally compatible, who the fuck is?”

Or, Grant and Lark pilot a legendary mech suit, take a trip down memory lane, and rubber-stamp Code Purple. All in a day's work.