GRRM May Write More Women Than Tolkien, But As A Woman I Would Feel Much Safer In Tolkien's World, And

Wait, HOW many kids?

Headcanon that certain members of the League - especially the Lanterns, who are away from Earth for significant quantities of time and can easily lose track of time - actually have no idea how many Robins there have been. Hal will come home from a long sojourn and greet a Robin with “hey Dick” only to be met with:

“I’m Tim. Dick hasn’t been Robin for three years now.”

None of the Green Lanterns can actually keep up with how many children Bruce has. During “We Are Robin,” Guy and Kyle frequently asked Bruce how many of those were his.

He refused to answer, simply because he enjoyed watching them squirm.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

I should have known better than to post something to multiple popular tags

I like the way this moves

It feels old fashioned

alfred gave them the sheets

What people call the 48 touching US states

Broke: the continental United States

Woke: the contiguous United States

Bespoke: the lower 48

You are not running out of time. You can let a few things pass you by, okay? God won't let His plan do that.

I don't like it

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

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The plot ideas in my head: incredible, beautiful, award-winning

My plot ideas when I write them down: dumpster fire

All is right with the world

People are forgetting to get gifts. I keep forgetting it's Christmas. I dreamed that it snowed and all was right with the world. Where is my winter weather? Are my brand new snowboots for nothing at all? Do the sno-brums that are perpetually in my parents' cars and at every store mean nothing? Why can I see grass? Are the sleds waiting so patiently in the basement just meaningless hunks of plastic?

Where is MY December??? 😭