Yes, That Was The Most Important Part Of My Entrance. I Needed Everyone To Know

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Jon and I? That's news to me..

[ sms ] to @harleycam [out of nowhere]

[ 📲 ] Bar crawl soon.

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I was hoping to fall asleep on a couch or something, but I woke up in the grass with a chicken on my head and my hand in my pants

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

I’m going to find you the biggest, most beautiful, and fanciest beer money can buy 🍻 We will put an expensive topper on it and everything

Do you think they have fancy beer in Vegas? Like those drinks with lollies and slices of cake on them?

If you retain, I will think about letting you use my lines… As my understudy :)

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝

Toni’s cheeks flushed, giving Megan’s hand a quick squeeze in retaliation. “What a preposterous accusation!” She slightly stumbles over her words. “And on the first date… How lewd.” A quiet huff escaped from her, an attempt at showing off how uninterested she was pretending to be. Her eyebrow twitched, the idea now planted firmly into her head.

“Don’t laugh,” Her free hand began batting at the air, a poor attempt at shooing Megan away. When the waitress walked away, Toni shifted forward to face the other again, tapping her nails on the table. “You play guitar? I didn’t take you as someone who played instruments.” She paused, trying to come up with something. “It’s not that interesting, but I had a belly button piercing for a few years. I kept having to take it out so I stopped putting it back in at some point.”

Toni smiled at their little agreement, flipping her hand to lay palm-up on the table, a silent invitation for Megan to possibly hold her hand. There's no pressure to commit today, but Toni wants Megan to know that she's interested in her.

Her frows burrowed and she puffed out her cheeks at the Amazon woman in front of her. "Don't tell them that! I can pay if I want to."

Joan Crawford

Livid because they missed you ooor livid because you are back so soon 🤭

i'm home and the cows are LIVID.

Sorry I’m late — I have a skybox and a handle if anyone wanted to watch ☺️

[ 📲 ] I can help you bring some things over instead of drinks, my darling ❤️

[ 📲 ] Can you believe I am married! I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it...

[ 📲 ] I'll be around tomorrow night, if you'd like to meet then

incoming text ... @hcllywoodending

[ sms ] — my starlight, i did not know you would be here in vegas ! i thought you were resting as a star should. how are you doing ? is everything going all well ?

[ sms ] — we need to catch up soon since i am here still and won't be leaving until the event closes. after this, i am completely free !