[ 📲 ] I Can Help You Bring Some Things Over Instead Of Drinks, My Darling ❤️

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[ 📲 ] Bar crawl soon.

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Doritos and beer? Ooo.. Maybe this was my plan all along.. Lure you into a false sense of security and then take all your snacks

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

If someone was to die in the Minecraft movie, wouldn’t the next movie start with them respawning in bed? Or would that be like an end-credits scene

they’re letting me loose in the states this week. does someone wanna go see that shitty minecraft movie to feel alive?

dark, milk, or white chocolate ???

Dark chocolate. White chocolate is too sweet, milk chocolate is boring.

Nikos Kazantzakis, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Nikos Kazantzakis

"Timeless" Toni Storm AEW Dynamite: Apr. 2, 2025

𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒚 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒓!

ask me anything, but let's go deeper: i won’t shy away from answering even the tough questions that might hit close to home. or just tell me something you’ve been dying to say. please don’t answer anything you’re uncomfortable with and tag nsfw. kindness is optional, but respect is essential. remember, this is for fun.

Aw, well, does that mean I could challenge her for it? If yes, then I might have to give them some anonymous tips of where you are

Any of you ever play that game in the mall where you attempt to walk into a store, touch the wall and back without a worker asking if you need something?

That’s how landing in Vegas feels, except the challenge is walking out of the airport without someone askin’ for a picture.

Zizi Jeanmaire (29.04.1924 - 17.07.2020)

London, 1960