If You Retain, I Will Think About Letting You Use My Lines… As My Understudy :)

lace gloves & vinyl records

Seems I’ve created quite the brand for myself.. Good !

You may only come second to Mariah, unfortunately. The role can be yours if you get that tramp stamp.

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝

Good morning from me and my beautiful golden belt…❤️ My head has been spiraling since Wednesday — Maybe I’ll actually lose it to someone this time around..!

ooc ;; quick psa there is blood imagery in my queue . i have tagged it cw blood and tw blood , this is just as a warning to block those if you are sensitive to it :-)

Oohh, you could definitely find one on Ebay. ‘ISO : HAUNTED DOLL TO WARD OFF CREEPS’ Yard sales typically have those porcelain dolls with cracked faces too

If i had a dollar for every time someone told me, I look like I'm dressed for a funeral I'd literally be a millionaire. Also, I'd like to point out I'm living my best lil goth life so go play in traffic.

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

You wouldn’t want to get married by Elvis? I think only a handful of Vegas weddings are real since they’re usually done with a not-sober state of mind.. If you see me and my ladies, you must introduce us .. All of us 🤭 .. to this special girl

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚

[ sms ] to @ofcatcclysm

[ 📲 ] It’s Toni :)

[ 📲 ] Sorry — I got your number from one of the girls.

[ 📲 ] I need a really good nail glue, you were the first person I thought of to help me 😓

Anita Ekberg in "La Dolce Vita", Federico Fellini, 1959

who’s the one person you can’t look at without thinking “what if”?