Hi Guys I Have A Request And I'm Fucking Desperate Here. Ever Since The Book Of Bill Has Been Announced

I love your blog haha! Om*urpp*g! Haha j-just kidding *urrppp* it-it's me! The sexy g-grandpa who u-understands the *urpp* attractions of m-me! I can fill you up- fill you in on the de*urpp*tails later, but you wil-*urpp* have captured my e-essence!

Fuck me as hard as you can.

Gravity House / Mystery Shack This is a definite “must visit” place for any Gravity Falls fan. I almost didn’t go, but felt bad after passing it and made a U-turn about 2 miles down the road. I’m so glad I did.

Fell into another depressive episode so I guess it’s poetry time 👍

Like/reblog if you played “The Cave” I love it and want to talk about it.

Bill: do you think we are soul mates in every universe? Ford: I fucking hope not.

if i swapped bodies with alex hirsch i’d tweet ‘bill cipher and stanford pines are divorced’ and then log the fuck off and see what happens

bill sometimes attaches a sign to ford's back that says "if lost: return to bill cipher"

WHERE IS THE SQUIDWARD X PLANKTON CONTENT?!?!

Okay, stick with me here bc this is one hell of an ADHD journey, but I made my own blorbo:

I wanted to make a game in Scratch where you cared for a cute critter, so I doodled up a lil alien, and over the day of coding, I fell in LOVE with them eyes. I then proceeded to write species lore for the next 3 and a half hours, which I will be sharing over the course of the next few weeks.

Anyway enjoy this pic of him ready to go to the Nutcracker with me & my family tomorrow

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut