Gravity House / Mystery Shack This Is A Definite “must Visit” Place For Any Gravity Falls Fan. I

Bill: do you think we are soul mates in every universe? Ford: I fucking hope not.

IS THERE A FANDOM FOR THAT GAME CALLED ‘THE CAVE’

ITS REALLY GREAT AND AMAZING AND DOES IT HAVE A FANDOM I REALLY HOPE IT DOES

i once had a crush on the cave from The Cave so dw idc about looks it's about if you have a hot voice and use it to say funny things

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do you think in the evil ford au they drunkenly made out once and just either chose to never bring it up again or forgot about it - journal-3

"once"? "drunkenly"?

My general "yeah y'all can play with this if you want" version of the Evil Ford AU, I've kept open-ended & ambiguous so folks can put whatever they want into it. What's official is "Ford has made the terrible decision of calling Bill his boss & bestie and so far he's been given no reason to regret it" and anything beyond that is whatever anyone wants it to be.

But the version that lives in my head is gay as all get-out.

So it definitely isn't just once; and yeah sometimes it's drunkenly, but it doesn't need to be. (First couple times probably were though. Not like they talked things out.)

By the end of the portal era they're having conversations like,

"What are they talking about?" Oh you know, normal overlord-henchman stuff. If Bill's gonna be god/owner/party host of the universe and Ford's gonna do all the boring work of ruling, then OBVIOUSLY they need to indicate to the broader multiverse that if you try to harm Ford you'll invoke the wrath of Bill Cipher.

So once Weirdmageddon overtakes the first galaxy, they're gonna... you know, do a little ceremony thing... for political purposes... Bill thinks sticking his name in Ford's name would help make it clearer that this one's under his protection...

But it's not a big deal, don't make a big deal out of it, they're being sooo chill about it. It's not even legally binding, there's not a jurisdiction in existence that would acknowledge a marriage between Bill Cipher and some random alien from a dimension with no diplomatic ties to the broader multiverse.

For the honeymoon they're throwing their enemies in a supermassive black hole. They're starting with Time Baby and the West Coast Tech admissions department.

(After Bill's death Ford unofficially changes his middle name to "Cipher" anyway.)

bill sometimes attaches a sign to ford's back that says "if lost: return to bill cipher"

Okay, stick with me here bc this is one hell of an ADHD journey, but I made my own blorbo:

I wanted to make a game in Scratch where you cared for a cute critter, so I doodled up a lil alien, and over the day of coding, I fell in LOVE with them eyes. I then proceeded to write species lore for the next 3 and a half hours, which I will be sharing over the course of the next few weeks.

Anyway enjoy this pic of him ready to go to the Nutcracker with me & my family tomorrow

Here’s my neopronoun hoard:

Meow/meows/meowself

Pog/poggers/pogself

[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]

Kit/kittens/kittenself

Rock/rocks/rockself

Geo/geode/geodeself

Liz/lizard/lizardself

Stim/stims/stimself

Silly/sillies/sillyself

Drum/drums/drumself

Drum/drummer/drummerself

Neb/nebulas/nebulaself

Nyoom/vrooms/zoomself

Rat/rats/ratself

🥁/🥁s/🥁self

🌸/🌸s/🌸self

🐈/🐈s/🐈self

🦎/🦎s/🦎self

🪨/🪨s/🪨self

♾️/♾️s/♾️self

🐺/🐺s/🐺self

🪶/🪶s/🪶self

🐁/🐁s/🐁self

🍄/🍄s/🍄self

🌌/🌌s/🌌self

🔮/🔮s/🔮self

🌀/🌀s/🌀self

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

Fell into another depressive episode so I guess it’s poetry time 👍