Bill Sometimes Attaches A Sign To Ford's Back That Says "if Lost: Return To Bill Cipher"

bill sometimes attaches a sign to ford's back that says "if lost: return to bill cipher"

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1 year ago

Fell into another depressive episode so I guess it’s poetry time 👍


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1 year ago
Whiteboard Doodles, I Could Have Make It More Chaotic But Eh¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whiteboard doodles, I could have make it more chaotic but eh¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Whiteboard Doodles, I Could Have Make It More Chaotic But Eh¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1 year ago

mabel: why does bill call you ‘babygirl’ ?

ford: HOW ABOUT WE STOP TALKING FOR A WHILE.

1 year ago

Here’s my neopronoun hoard:

Meow/meows/meowself

Pog/poggers/pogself

[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/[REDACTED]

Kit/kittens/kittenself

Rock/rocks/rockself

Geo/geode/geodeself

Liz/lizard/lizardself

Stim/stims/stimself

Silly/sillies/sillyself

Drum/drums/drumself

Drum/drummer/drummerself

Neb/nebulas/nebulaself

Nyoom/vrooms/zoomself

Rat/rats/ratself

🥁/🥁s/🥁self

🌸/🌸s/🌸self

🐈/🐈s/🐈self

🦎/🦎s/🦎self

🪨/🪨s/🪨self

♾️/♾️s/♾️self

🐺/🐺s/🐺self

🪶/🪶s/🪶self

🐁/🐁s/🐁self

🍄/🍄s/🍄self

🌌/🌌s/🌌self

🔮/🔮s/🔮self

🌀/🌀s/🌀self


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1 year ago

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1 year ago

a collection of memes i have on my phone and the GF characters i associate them with.

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

stan and dipper (alternatively ford and dipper)

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

ford and fiddleford during the researcher era

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

the tag on this one explains it . but yeah wendy and soos after soos becomes mr mystery

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

bill talking about ford

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

mabel

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

bill

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

dipper

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1 year ago

do you think in the evil ford au they drunkenly made out once and just either chose to never bring it up again or forgot about it - journal-3

"once"? "drunkenly"?

My general "yeah y'all can play with this if you want" version of the Evil Ford AU, I've kept open-ended & ambiguous so folks can put whatever they want into it. What's official is "Ford has made the terrible decision of calling Bill his boss & bestie and so far he's been given no reason to regret it" and anything beyond that is whatever anyone wants it to be.

But the version that lives in my head is gay as all get-out.

So it definitely isn't just once; and yeah sometimes it's drunkenly, but it doesn't need to be. (First couple times probably were though. Not like they talked things out.)

By the end of the portal era they're having conversations like,

Digital drawing of Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher. Ford is wearing his just-returned-from-outer-space explorer outfit, leaning on a wall with arms crossed and one ankle hooked over the other, giving Bill a bored look. Bill is floating in the air staring at Ford expressionlessly. They're talking to each other:
Ford: I like my last name as it is.
Bill: What, so you'd never consider "Stanford Cipher"?
Ford: Not a chance.
Bill: Come on, it's POETIC! You've got that "s-f-r s-f-r" sound...
Ford: I'm not a character in a nursery rhyme. Would YOU consider "Bill Pines"?
Bill: Can't, I built my rep in this dimension as "Bill Cipher", it's too iconic to change. What about hyphenating? "Stanford Cipher-Pines"?
Ford: Definitely not. ... But I wouldn't say no to changing my middle name to "Cipher".

"What are they talking about?" Oh you know, normal overlord-henchman stuff. If Bill's gonna be god/owner/party host of the universe and Ford's gonna do all the boring work of ruling, then OBVIOUSLY they need to indicate to the broader multiverse that if you try to harm Ford you'll invoke the wrath of Bill Cipher.

So once Weirdmageddon overtakes the first galaxy, they're gonna... you know, do a little ceremony thing... for political purposes... Bill thinks sticking his name in Ford's name would help make it clearer that this one's under his protection...

But it's not a big deal, don't make a big deal out of it, they're being sooo chill about it. It's not even legally binding, there's not a jurisdiction in existence that would acknowledge a marriage between Bill Cipher and some random alien from a dimension with no diplomatic ties to the broader multiverse.

For the honeymoon they're throwing their enemies in a supermassive black hole. They're starting with Time Baby and the West Coast Tech admissions department.

(After Bill's death Ford unofficially changes his middle name to "Cipher" anyway.)

1 year ago

IS THERE A FANDOM FOR THAT GAME CALLED ‘THE CAVE’

ITS REALLY GREAT AND AMAZING AND DOES IT HAVE A FANDOM I REALLY HOPE IT DOES

1 year ago

I usually have horrendous social anxiety bc autism but tumblr has such vibes, I feel like I’ve joined a hive mind but in a good way. I would trust you all with my life and it’s only been a few months

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