Chase: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Jameson, signing: You and me!!! Chase, tearing up: Okay.
Jackieboy-man: if you kill a killer, the amount of murderers in the world stays the same.
Marvin, with his mouth full of Cheerios and his feet on the table: kill two
911: what’s your emergency?
Chase: a monster broke into my house, please help
Anti: Chase we’ve been living together for three years
Chase, screaming: IT FOUND ME
Jackie: *traps a wasp under a cup*
Anti: *puts two more cups down*
Jackie: please no
Anti: *starts shuffling the cups*
Anti: why do I have to be the evil one?
Marvin: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our roles
Hmm... I’d have to say mine are Marvin, Jackie, and Jameson
Jackie: you know that feeling you get to hit your siblings when they enter the room?
Anti, smacking Chase: Cain instinct
Anti: ILL SEE YOU IN HELL
Jackie, smacking him with a broom: TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU
Chase: why do you always wear so much black? Are you going to a funeral?
Anti: yes
Anti: yours
Henrik: the egos are competent!
Chase, running in: Henrik! I tried to make spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!
Sah dude, my name is Gurt. Im pan, and my pronouns are he/theyOh yeah btw almost everything I reblog is on a sideblog called ‘Gurt reblogs’ I’m a fan of Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and some othersI’m a sucker for theories, send some in! I have other interests, but if I were to list them all I’d be writing for a very long time.
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